Doom's Medic is correct with his list of this weeks turns.

Monday: Team Evil (no Papa Smurf)Turn 8
Tuesday: Team Good (Papa Smurf Free action)Turn 9
Wednesday: Team Evil (No Papa Smurf )Turn 9
Thurday: Team Good (No Papa Smurf)turn 10
Friday: Team Evil (Papa Smurf Full Actions)turn 10

Black Adam hurried back to where the Hawks were getting swarmed with the little blue vermin.

Hawkgirl swung at the silly blue person wearing a beret and missed when the vermin leaped at Hawkman.

Hawkman was dodging and nimbly avoiding the Smurf’s attempts to hit him with intoxicating berries. He executed a perfect dive and caught the smelly Smurf with both a swing from his club, which dazed the Smurf, and the hatchet which chopped the Smurf in half. “Well his insides don’t smell any better than his outsides do.”

Smurfs:
Picket Smurf and Rebel Smurf let out rebel yells and charged the heroes standing in the parking lot. It was a long way across a wide open street. Especially when your legs are only half an apple long. They probably wouldn’t make it but they had to try. The old man needed them to try.

Grumpy Smurf was taking out his aggression on the car. Nobody to help him put this big human down. Bang. Typical. Leave Grumpy to do all the work. Bang. Then a human floated over the top of the building and came down to almost a landing. The human was using his metal hand to open up the front of the machine that Grumpy had been destroying from the back. Now he was trying to coax the occupant out and to grab his human hand. Grumpy yelled in frustration and leaped at the flying human’s ankle. The human saw the attack and lifted up a foot and left Grumpy in a frothing rage unable to reach him.

1. Moondragon Tk's Logan to P33(Mid-point of the LOS crosses K-33/34 so ALC's smurfs don't block LOS......... nice try though I wanted to go to P-34 but hey, this works too)

2. Logan Flurry attack

#1, 10 vs 17, rolls...... 1,1 for critical miss....DOH!!!!
#2, 9 vs 17, rolls...... 5,4 for 9, b/c/f roll is 4

No more outwit for you!!!!!


Positions

Moondragon, E-34 @(I can see a way to get you there Logan)
Venom(2), E-43(Mmm, melts in your mouth not your hands..)
Logan(2), P-33 @(No more back-talk from you.....hey Pete)
Jenny , F-44(Uh.... more of those M&M's are here)

Allied with Richard
Non-aggression with Choonhui
Object of hate to ALC & Wakandaman

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Smurfs
1. U-20 moves to R-14
2. V-20 moves to S-15
3. Z-21 moves to W-18

Venom
Logan
Moondragon
Dr. Buddy Rydell
Jenny "McFirstday" Nord
Dispatch

On to the story……

Logan crouched down ready to take a peice out of anything blue.... well maybe not Brock....... then again.....

"Logan....... are you Ok?"
"Fine, why?"
"But the car....... and the lightning.......and the .........."
"Now that you mention it I am itching to take the fight to these guys."
"Sure, well there are those ones right here or those ones right....."
Logan points to Papa smurf"That one, now."
Heather nodded and waved her hands in the air creating a shimmering door that Logan dove through.
Papa smurf looked at the little man that was still standing as he disapeared."I thought that I took control of the little one, not the witch.(as he turned around) She disintegrated that problem for me. What a good tur...............glllggg!!!!"
Logan appeared behind the smurf clad in red, trying to go with both hands....... his left hit a magical ward that gave Logan a shock but the right hand got through.

Papa's eyes bulged as Logan pulled away his hands as Papa continued to hover in mid air.......... and not the least bit happy.

As though nothing had happened Logan looked at Spiderman
"Oh... hey Pete. Nice day isn't it?"
Spidey,"But.... the car.... and the lightning.....and the claws.... with the....and the.... don't froget about the....."
"Yah, I'm getting that alot today."

Jenny and Venom barely had enough time to laugh about the last smurf they delt with before more started to approach...
"So dispatch............ how about that back-up?"
"...............zzzz...........ssssssss...crackle.......sssssss"
"Nice, no reception."
"I hope these ones are the kind with almonds............mmmmmmmm." with that toothy grin of his.

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Due to technical dificulties The Zorro/Bat-smurf show will not be writen today........ tune in again soon. In it's place we will be keeping an eye on the "Blue is better then green groop"
BIBTGG #1
BIBTGG #2
BIBTGG #3

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"Hey there's someone in green...... let's get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All three"YAhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
At this point the three start going into very rude and non-PC statemednts against the "vert"-community.............. Kirmet the frog, the green hornet, the green power ranger, Green Lantern, ninja turtules and some guy with a bow that died and came back ..... some how.............amungst others.

I wouldn't bring this game down by typing those statements.........but beleive you-me they were mean!!!

I thought I had Doom's Medic Blocked. Well shame on me! Should have moved the second Smurf one square north. Oh well thems the breaks. At least I caught a break with that critical miss.

Do we have a new map?

FOOL YOU DO NOT BLOCK DOOM!!!! YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO THINK YOU BLOCKED DOOM BECAUSE IT SERVES DOOM'S PURPOSES!!!! ...................

ah, sorry about that........ comes with the avatar,

It never happens to me...... honest



Sorry..... I'll keep beter control of that.

Deathstroke looked at the awe that Despero inspired in these little blue men. He didn’t recognize the lust twinkling in their eyes. “Despero, let’s clear out this mess! They are keeping us from your book! Our clawed little friend down the way is trying to secure it for us.”

Despero scanned the horizon and saw the long blades dig deeply into Papa Smurf. “And he will return what was taken from me?”

“We made a deal! Either they will give it to us directly or take it to a secure place to keep it safe for us!” Deathstroke turned and skewered the smurf he had shot earlier on his sword.

“Then all these blue perverts will die!” Despero howled in rage as he stomped down and squashed another of the blue men.


Nasty Boys Action

Despero attacks smurf at F19. Def. 13 - Att. 12 = need a 2 to hit. Rolled 5,1=6 HIT for 4 clicks. Smurf KO’d.

Deathstroke pushes (no damage due to Willpower) and attacks smurf at I18. Def. 11 - Att. 9 = need a 2 to hit. Rolled 3,5=8 HIT for 2 clicks. Smurf KO’d.

Positions
U Despero @ E20
E Deathstroke @@ H19
R Easy Co. Medic (1) D16
R Lackey D17

Smurf Story

Brainy Smurf was on the move again. “I will smurf those bird people to deal with Brainy Smurf!”

He took over the body of Swimmer Smurf then turned to Fisher Smurf and Sailor Smurf and told them, “Look at what is smurfing to our friends over there! Those bird people are smurfing them! These are not the kind bird people from back home! These two are under Gargamel’s control! They are smurfipated!”

Fisher looked and Sailor and asked. “Smurfipated?”

Sailor, not wanting to look naïve, said, “Smurf yes I have heard of being smurfipated! It happens to smurfs who are out to sea too long all the smurf! They act very un-smurfy and crazy! One tried to smurf me infront of the entire crew!”

“Gosh Sailor, what did you smurf?” asked Fisher.

“I told him that I only do that with Smurfette and he better smurf himself together or he would be smurfing home! Then I slugged him right in the smurf.” Sailor elobowed Fisher knowingly in the side, “We smurfs of the sea are smurfing each other all the time. Did I ever tell you about. . .”

“Papa Smurf wants us to smurf them right now!” Brainy interrupted.

The two turned to him and in unison said, “Whatever Papa Smurf wants.” Then off they went with Brainy to fight the Hawks.

Brainy Smurf thought to himself, ‘Boy, Papa Smurf really has these two under his control. I will have that power someday.’ Then he giggled to his own smurf and followed the two smurfs into battle.

Smurf Actions

Smurf at FF22 moves to HH19.

Smurf at EE22 moves to GG19.

Smurf at EE23 moves to FF19.

Richard - Much as I like having more targets to kill the Smurf in EE23 is in hindering terrain (a bush). Check the original blank map. I don't blame you I only knew it was there because I did the original placement. If you don't want to change that move I will just put him in FF20.

Me write a story post? Hahahaha.... I'm not sure if the rest of you guys realise this, but I do not own a single comic, and I am not a comic reader. I am just a huge gamer. WakandaMan has only recently introduced me to comics, and I do enjoy them, but I can't seem to find the time to sit down and read them. That is why I find it hard to write story posts as I have no idea on the background on most of the characters. I will endevour to start to write story posts more, but please be understanding that the story may not be entirely accurate to each characters history!

Well, I have just waded through 3 pages of posts. I am still not recieving email notifications from hcRealms, no idea what the go is there. I have tried re subscribing. Here I was thinking that noone was posting because it was the weekend!

Hopefully I can get a move in on my lunch break. Have we got an updated map ALC? I really need one.

Sinister Syndicate Turn 8

Doc Ock rolls a 4 for leadership.

Doc Ock attacks Smurf at EE23. (willpower push) 10AV vs 12DV = need a 3 minimum. Roll an 8. Smurf takes another 2 and is now on 3 clicks.

Bullseye attacks smurf at JJ25. 11AV vs 11DV = need 3 minimum. Roll an 11 (6 + 5) smurf takes 3 and is KO’d.

Kraven moves to JJ22.

Position Check:
Blizzard II23
Doctor Octopus FF23 @@
Kraven JJ22 @
Bullseye NN18 @

Allied with ALC

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Smurf Actions:

Smurf H33 attacks Moonknight. 7AV vs 16DV = need a 9. Roll a 6. (4 + 2) miss.

Smurf G33 attacks Moonknight. 7AV vs 16DV = need a 9. Roll a 12. (6 + 6) Hit. Moonknight takes 2 clicks and is knocked back to G30. Wow!

Smurf AA47 attacks car at BB46 and it is now on 3 damage and destroyed.

Doh! Just saw the new map, give Doc Ock another DPA unless I can amend his move in time.

And Kraven it is JJ21.

Thanks.

Actually, Doc Ocks move is fine. Richard couldn't move those smurfs without a breakaway roll, as they were in base contact with Doc Ock.

Position Check:
Blizzard II23
Doctor Octopus FF23 @@
Kraven JJ21 @
Bullseye NN18 @

hey Glorfindel...if you want some inside info on how the "characters" might act...go check out boneyards site at whoclix.com....hes got bios on everyone.

and you can make the story posts as short or long as you see fit. theyre just their for fun anyway....the only thing thats important about them is the humor aspect...

I just realized 2 huge map errors. I forgot to move Doctor Octopus to FF23. That was why Richard didn't roll the breakaway roll. I also forgot to move Kraven. I have corrected both.

Richard can correct his move until someone on team good moves. After that point I will roll the breakaway rolls for him. If any Smurf does not make his breakaway roll Doctor Octopus hits him, if multiple fail preference is for the posted target then random chance on the others.

Glorfindel - Sorry but I used the Smurf in AA47 to attack Livewire. If you can correct before a team good person posts I will accept it.

New Maps out shortly. Please keep you in-boxes empty or I will have to start zipping the files again.