Sorry, this just struck me . . .

Deathbird: I understand that next door is a cheese shop.

Doc Ock: I LOVE CHEESE!!!

Deathbird lets loose a barrage of blaster fire and the wall crumbles. Doc stares in expectation of the cheese therein.

A zombie begins a slow pace towards the hole and the good doctor.

Zombie: No more cheese! Brains! (The Zombie notices Doc Ocks cool purplish black work boots.) And SHOES!

Doc Ock: My brain, although vastly superior to others, will not be eaten by YOU! And you can't have my shoes either!

The doctor takes careful aim with one mechanical tentacle and shoots it through the wall. With a sickening crunch it finds its mark. But, the zombie does not fall.

Zombie: Ooo! Accessories!

Elsewhere,

Crusher wipes a bead of sweat from his forhead and the Con Artist (Sorry, forgot her name - probably something like Candy.) zips up her top.

CA: Okay sweetie, that's another 25 bucks you owe me!

Absorbing Man: 25 bucks! That's an outrage!

CA: Well, if you don't like it maybe you can go snuggle up with that fat old woman hiding by the clothes rack!

The Absorbing Man looks over at the woman who doesn't look fat at all. She reminds him of Titania, his girl. She was worldly-wise and VOLUPTIOUS, not fat! He walks over two her, ball and chain over his shoulder.

AM: Hey baby, it's safe now. I took care of all the monsters. Let me get you somewhere safe.

The woman looks up at Crusher Creel. His bald head gleems in the store light and she is reminded of a one night stand with a sailor she had in her youth. She runs a finger over his bald head and massages his broad shoulders.

Woman: Why don't you come into the changing room with me and I can reward you for your work.

TWO WHOLE MINUTES LATER . . .

AM: Thanks toots! I feel much better now! The door is that!

He hooked a thumb towards the exit sign and she headed for the door. She adjusted her shirt and smiled at Candy (the Con Artist).

CA: You are giving it away for nothing! That is just wrong!

Woman: Not for a man like Crusher! (Turning back to the Absorbing Man) Call me!

Crusher Creel smiled and Candy was furious. Scourge looked over at him.

Scourge: Two whole minutes?

AM (angered by what seems to slam against his manhood): WHAT ABOUT IT!

Scourge: How do you do it for that long?


No offense meant to Glorfindel, I read his turn and it just struck me funny.

The Characters..........

Torch
Invisible Woman
Cyclops
Psylock
Shadowcat

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On to the story.......


Well Johny wasn't going to be shown-up by anyone especially by this guy. Not that Scott seemed that bad........he just didn't like being shown-up by anyone. Seeing the wounded zombie as his target he did a loop in the air and shot him while looking at Betsy, winking at her. If she was impresed she didn't show it. Johny shruged.

"One more down chief."

Scott didn't seem to be looking at him. He was making eye contact with Kitty and Sue. He made a moving motion with his hands and then nodded. Looking threw the window at the girls in the store he saw Kitty nod back and start to move.....

".....apparently he had plan. Must be smarter than he looks .................."

Samp thing....was tired of carrying a stupid bookcase about...even though ATOM told him it is good to get a good education....

He deciedded he had enough of books and thew the bookcase and books away...

Unfortunately black queen tried to catch them. The books proved too heavy for her. And was buried under a pile of book. The book case dropped on top of her head. (Critical roll)

Must've been a manequin!

I started to charge attack Big Barda and realized that zombie was not on my list! He's the zombie I kept copying to place the other zombies! He was not real! But, who knows? Maybe he was the KING ZOMBIE!



Zombie Turn to follow. I have to get to Mage Knight Faction Wars!

Moves

1) Zombie at AT18 moves to AS16.

2) Zombie at AP22 moves to AS17.

3) Zombie at AI33 moves to AD32.

4) Zombie at AH28 moves to AC32.


Results:

Some Zombie movement.

Boy, the Zombies are thinning out (only 15 left)!



Flesh Eating Zombie AN23
Flesh Eating Zombie @ AS16 (-2)
Flesh Eating Zombie @ AS17
Flesh Eating Zombie AJ24
Flesh Eating Zombie AU27

Flesh Eating Zombie @ AC32
Flesh Eating Zombie AQ32
Flesh Eating Zombie @ AD32
Flesh Eating Zombie AP37
Flesh Eating Zombie AU37

Flesh Eating Zombie AD40
Flesh Eating Zombie AP42
Flesh Eating Zombie AG39
Flesh Eating Zombie AU44
Flesh Eating Zombie AQ47




Flesh Eating Zombie AI8 (KO’d Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AP7 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AG9 (KO’d- Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie Z7 (KO’d- Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AG9 (KO’d Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AI11 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AF9 (KO’d – Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AP9 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AC11 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AG9 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AK9 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AN9 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie AC12 (KO’d - Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie V24 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie AI13 (KO’d – Glorfindel)
Flesh Eating Zombie L23 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie Q20 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie B21 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie V25 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie G23 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie H21 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie U25 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie D38 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie K24 (KO’d – Choon)
Flesh Eating Zombie L24 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie T36 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie E35 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie D39 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie T33 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie T34 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie L34 (KO’d – Choon)
Flesh Eating Zombie G36 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie S43 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie S45 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie S43 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie F40 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie T43 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie F42 (KO’d – oogie56)
Flesh Eating Zombie V45 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie T43 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie T35 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie T45 (KO’d - eagletsi)
Flesh Eating Zombie W36 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)
Flesh Eating Zombie Y29 (KO’d – ALC Marauder)
Flesh Eating Zombie Y37 (KO’d – Doom’s Medic)

The Map will be out soon as will the scoreboard!

ALC Marauder 130
Choonhui 170
Doom's Medic 238

eagletsi 182
Glorfindel 286
oogie56 156

ZOMBIES 27

Hey Richard, some map stuff.


- Sue and Kitty are still in the old positions.

- Barda should have activated Zombie AG-39, and maybe AD-40.


Have fun at Faction Wars!!

Hey, anytime. You know I hate writing story posts. I play for the game, not the stories. I sucked at english.

I'll see if I can edit it and get it out this morning.

I moved Kitty & Sue and the maps will come this morning.

The Zombies at AG39 and AG40 were moved last turn and would have to push to engage. The only times I push the Zombies are to charge or once engaged to attack. That's why they did not move. Hope that clears that up. And I did want to swarm Barda but, it didn't work out.

Oooohhhhh, rainbows!!! Now I get it. You know Richard, if I didn't know better I'd say that there is almost a method to your madness.

They are only 4 clicks deep and 26 points. I have to make them ferocious.

Free) Atom perplex own damage.

1) Atom Atk Mysterio AV 9 vs DV 14 roll 4,2 Hit
Damage = 1 + 1 perplex = 2 damage. Vet Mysterio is KO


2) Action depends if there is hole in wall. MAP is not Clear.

(Assuming there is a hole at H 42 and I 42)
Jessie taxi ATOM and HSS Atk 9 vs DV 14 Hand Ninja Roll 3,1=4 Miss
(Jessie has plenty of movement)

Jessie continue move to J 42 and place ATOM at I 43 .

Free) Jessie regeneration roll by civilian. Regen roll = 3
Jessie regen = 3-2 ? 1 (for push) = 0 effect.


(If there is no hole in wall at H 42 and I 42)
Jessie will pass, or get steel to punch a hole at J 41 to move there etc?
Your call Richard?.any of the option is fine with me.


Recap: Mysterio is KO ,

Well I have a turn for ALC but I'll wait to see if he can post without me. I'll post later tonight if Andy hasn't at that point.
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1. Cyclops will move to U-36

2. Sue(8) will EE directly target Zombie AC-32(14), splash will target Zombie AD-32(14) and Barda(16). Sue rolls.............3,5 for 8 enough to hit all. AC-32 and AD-32 both take 1, Barda has INV and takes no damage.


Positions

Torch, U-35
Cyclops(1), U-36@
Invisible Woman(1), AA-32@
Psylock, R-35
Shadowcat(2), AA-33 (17 defence)

Allied with Choon and ALC(What?!?!?!....I knew it wouldn't hurt her......give me some credit. )


Recap......Scott moving, Sue causing all kinds of fun....waiting to see if Andy can post.

If he can't we might even see a special cross-over story post!!!

Hey Choon,

Sorry, the hole was made by Doom's medic to attack Spiral. It is between H42 & H41. Spiral never got the chance to put the hole in the wall and free the civilian. So, I can give Jessie the PASS but, do you want Steel to make an action against the wall?

If you post an action, I will take it. If not, I will just mark it down as a PASS.