That ####ing sucks ,kenny

Oh my God they killed Kenny's tv.
You Bastards

On another note. Can't wait for Anniversary to open back up and also can't wait to find out my mash up name and role.

What a douche.

On a lighter note, there was a fire in the lab today and I saved everyone cause I'm a superhero. At least that's what I'm telling everyone.

You'd be my hero, too... but...

*looks outward longingly*

No butts!

Stan the Average Superhero Man

kenny, i had written out a nice message but my phone desided to eat it before i hit post. so now im just going to stick with, that sucks and im sorry.

And because Stan let it slip, we know that the apes have average super powers! We will now be better equipped to deal with there invasion.

indeed. thanks for tipping us off Stan

He can jump over buildings of average height. He just doesn't want to.
He's stronger than someone weaker than him.
He's faster than a locomotive sitting still on a station.
He's Stan, the Average Superhero Man!

oh and don't forget he can stop a speeding BB with a slight wince of pain

Who was with charles?

the Darkstone was singing with him.

Alas, I believe The Darkstone is still chasing dreams of short dress girl. Poor Darkstone.