Name 3 threads.

That there are entire thread about you.

Here's the best part--I specifically left a test for you over there that you could respond to over here to prove you weren't full of crap. And guess what?

Turns out I was right all along, and you ARE full of crap.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

My god. You remind me of xrapturex in so many ways. You talk out of both sides of your mouth. Out of one side, you condemn the TLC with a transparent insecurity, and out of the other side, you reveal your need to be accepted by them. Pretty soon, you'll be emailing me naked pictures of your girlfriend.

We await the reveal with bated breath.

I'm just going to put this in my "Nobody gives a ####" file.

Even that is too much effort.

I just referenced one of my favorite threads on the TLC site! I risk having access to my hate club blocked if I give away too much info away. And it's actually better if you don't believe my user exists, because you'll be more apt to post stuff that you don't want me to see.

I can forward them to you.

The password is always pencil.

What on earth would we not want you to know? That we generally find you to be a two-story toolshed who takes himself way too seriously?

Damn. Secret's out.

What I like is that there's this stigma that knowing what goes down on the TLC forums is some sort of secret.

If someone wants to know what's going on in the Mos Eisley Cantina of internet forums, they just need to make an account. There are no secrets there.

Who is Han and who is Greedo?

I don't know, but I shot first.

Who cares. Where are the Twi'lek strippers?

You should hope we're not in the Special Edition.

Can I be the entire band?