Niiiiiiiice!

Happy 2017, O wretched hive of scum and villany.

I now share with you the official 2016 song;

2016?

Happy New Year!

I am going straight to 2018 and putting an aloe strip on it.

This is fun....

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of men with their ####ing testicles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

...alright.

Does anyone have a clue what CL is talking about?

Maybe someone got neutered

I thought maybe it was some nasty hit to the groin in a football game today, but I didn't read/see anything similar.

Maybe he just wants to refer to millions of testicles for his own gratification?

I think I do.

Been sick since Thursday, still sick...

Dang, you've been sick for two calendar years!

Terrible joke, well done!

Thanks for answering that question.

New question: What is it?