Granted.

Your computer blows up. Unfortunately, it has all your insurance information on it, so you can't replace it. You post the Realms during work, and are fired for it. You become an unemployed hobo, and your life is carp.

I wish I had started my math project sooner.

Wish granted

Unfortinatly your dog eats it.

I wish I looked wike Elvis Presly.

Wish Granted.

You look exactly like Elvis Presley, right down to the DNA. You become famous. The government gets suspicious and takes you to a secret location for questioning and painful meaningless humiliating tests.

I wish that there were no more reality shows.

wish granted
Unforinatly the genie missunerstands you and erases reality.

I wish I had a fish

Granted.

You are teleported underwater with a slight cut. Your fish is a school of pirhana, that kill you.

I wish Caliban had ownership of the island instead of Prospero.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you are on the island and get eaten.

Nice literary reference.

Thanx. But sereously, the island is Caliban's and Prospero was an ###hole for taking it, but he got Milan back and everything turned out hunky dory for everyone, except Trinculo and Stephano who got fired.

Back to the game. I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Wish granted

You don't have to sleep but you still do because you're bored. You're bored because you no longer can dream

As far as the wish to look like Elvis: Wish granted, you look like Elvis. In other words, you look like a 27 year old corpse

I wish people would stop forgetting to post a wish when they reply to this thread.

Since big soph is obvouisly trying to kill this thread by not making a wish i'll make one

I wish I could mentaly control pirhana's.

Wish granted

Unfortunately, while enjoying some quality time with your finny friends you failed to notice the caiman.

I wish I had everything I wish I had and then a spare so I could be really generous and give one to a friend

Wish Not Granted. Your Friend gets a wish though, and it involved you getting a wish. You choose to wish for something stupid like a pool full of Grape Kool Aid.


I wish this thing would go away.






















what?!?




.... You dont know who the thing is


Oh, its basil.

[quote]Originally posted by Socko
[b]Wish Not Granted. Your Friend gets a wish though, and it involved you getting a wish. You choose to wish for something stupid like a pool full of Grape Kool Aid.


I wish this thing would go away.


Granted! That horrible blemish, which turns out to be a flesh eating virus completely consumes your head, including the thing, after which time you die Horrible and in much pain.

I wish I won the 60 million dollar lottery this weekend in Florida and Charm Sandra Wu-San in being me wife..

Wish granted

Unfortunately it pays out at a dollar a year for 60 million years and Sandra confiscates your...umm...marbles (...yes dear, no dear, of course dear)

I wish that I could remove anyone of my choice from existence with a snap of my fingers. And a really nice grilled cheese sandwich (same stipulations for turkey sandwich requested before: normal, non-cursed bread, no cheese of evil, not cooked in a frying pan used to toast Stalin's brain and so on)

Wish grant
Unfortinatly when trying to eliminate you anoying neighbo Stephen Fawking you acidently eliminat Steven Hawkins instead. And the grease from the grilled cheese kills you.

I wish I was as smart as Steven Hawkins.