I was in Wal-Mart yesterday and not really paying attention to what I was doing. I went around a corner and slammed my cart into this midget. He went down hard. I felt really bad.
I ran over and said "Dude, sorry. Are you ok?"
He screams "WELL, I'M NOT HAPPY!!!"
I asked "Ok, which one are you?"

Oh, I'm telling this all day!

I'll bet you are!

My Walmart has two midgets working in it so I refer to it as Smallmart.


Speaking of Midgets... I am considering this as my Monday night entertainment next week.

Now that seems like it would be worth missing clix at the store that shall not be named!

The smudge level of this thread is lacking.

Looks like it will be short on actual entertainment.

These should be coming.

Finished.


The next Deathstroke WK makes needs to have the special power: "I'm ####ing a 16 Year Old."

When did "Haven" get censored? Oh wait!

It's legal in some states

I never read it. I see that I can get it on ebay for $35. Is it worth it?

It's pretty cool.

That's pretty steep, though.

that's the cheapest?

It appears to be out of print.

I lost my copy. lent it to a friend and he died before I could get it back