So I got that going for me!

Which is nice.

Which is ####.

Take that, thread!

I don't think threads can do that...

This is a family board. Take it off site.

Seriously you two. Get a room.

Morning fellows!

Have not been in the posting mood the last couple days.

Maybe if you all were funnier it might help.

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Went to the Doctor for the first time in about a year...needed a physical. The PA who replaced my old PA is a gorgeous, maybe 28-30 yr. old brunette with a great sense of humor. My buddy who already had been to the office said I would not believe it until I met her.

She exceeded his description. The hottest medical person I have ever seen. Thankfully, she also has small fingers. She gave me her personal email address because she thought it would be cool to come talk to my science classes in the Junior High. Think I should cyber stalk her? After seeing me naked and doing a prostate check, I am not sure what we'd do on a 2nd date. Hottest medical babe since this one.

Did you know they sell dryers without the ####ing power cord included?! So glad I stuck my old dryer out on the road for the scrappers with it still attached. That is $25 or wasted. Stupid crap, that is.

One of the ladies I work with watches Agents of SHIELD. She's older and doesn't entirely get it so we have fairly regular talks about it where I give her a little background to make things make sense to her (she likes to know the "whys"). I asked her if she watched last night's episode and she told me she fell asleep in the middle. The only thing should could remember was the Chinese guy from Shield talking to May. So I asked, "You mean the guy with the cane?" "Yeah. Why is he Japanese?" she asked. "That's Edward James Olmos" I said, "And he's Hispanic!" I didn't entirely hear her response but I did hear "slanty eye" and the guy who sits next to her saying, "Woah!"

I fell asleep before the episode started. Missed the whole thing. So what did that Chinese/Japanese/Hispanic bastard do last night?!

He taught the kids to believe in themselves and how to do math.