When I was captured by Indians, I eventually earned their respect and was made part of the tribe. They named me Ouch Strongbrother. We rode the plains and ate much maize, which your people call corn.

All I got from that was:

I was captured by Indians... blah blah .. They named me Ouch Strongbrother... because they rode me into the plains... blah blah ...tearing up my maize hole.

I can verify this. I, Brainiac Rising-Sun, was among the tribe who captured him. He has proven his worth.

at least, that of his maize-hole...

I'm about to count coup on your pipe bag with my big Tomahawk!

Good luck with that.

I don't think he has any girth.

You know from experience?

No, he just thinks about it a LOT!

His mom said otherwise.

The roofers were just like "fine, we'll do it for the insurance estimate"!!! and the world is happy again!

Until it leaks and they say "Well, what did you expect?"

one thing at a time!

DON'T LIMIT BUD's PLEASURE!

47 seconds of stamina already limits Bud's pleasure.

I'm up to 53 seconds, thank you very much!