I can't help how i was programmed...

My only regret was that you weren't programmed to feel pain!

My only regret is that I don't have time to post more pictures.

When bad things happen to good people and bad people photograph it.

I have a question of the utmost importance.

When you hear a song that you already liked on a show/movie/commercial, but the song isn't very popular, are you happy that good music will recieve recognition, or are you annoyed that now, whenever you share that song with anyone, if they've already heard it from the show/movie/commercial, they'll be like, "oh, you heard this from (name of thing)!"

I usually do not care either way, apathy is one of my super powers.

meh. I'm indifferent towards your powers.

Are you talking about Rusted Root appearing in Hertz commercials?

Both.

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Thread Killah!

You, sir, are more than a thread killer.

You are a trained, professional thread assassin. You have your license to threadkill.

I am wintremute of Latveria, and I come bearing glorious purpose.

Dammit, that time I killed it.

Worst thread ever...

I have seen worse threads. The ones in old POW clothing maybe. Or from old dysentery hospitals.

Today is game day! Wooo!