I can't believe you guys are scared to get High!!!

The higher I get the better

Astronauts are totally sweet because they get so High!!!
(so high in fact, that it is out of this world!)

:knockedou :knockedou

I haven't gotten any God #### warning points lately. What the ####? I am bored...ya'll make me want to ####in' curse up a storm #####es! I feel like dropping a big load of #### on some dumb unsuspecting pirate!

I'm ####in' bored now. Time to check out the totally sweet ninja clan ####ers!




What does this mean = ? That pirates like to #### ####!
(It is sucky that you can't see ####, but you can see sucky sucky!)

The is the sign someone makes when sticks a #### in their #### with out warning. Remember kids, if you don't love 'em, shock 'em.

People with poor driving skills in the greater metro atlanta area are like transvestite hookers that spread STDs in an orgy.

They just ruin it for everyone.


AND why are people in unions such ### clowns all the time? There is no reason for them to be unremittingly hostile. Combined with the almost visceral rudeness of the common retail customer, I'm about to be angerfied into a berserker rage...

Ha. You want to know about unions? Ever seen that Budweiser plant in Cartersville on I-75 north? Boy, do I have stories. At one point late last year, I was honestly expecting a phone call which promised "Don't ---- wiv us! Dey'll never find Hoffa, and dey'll never find YOU!"

What Don is talking about here happened to me. He helped me out because I was doing a project on Unions for class. I had to call a union rep and get the info. The lady I talked to was nice and then she asked why I called her. I told her a friend worked for UPS. She asked if he was in the union, I respond no. Skeezy #### azz biatch releases a berage of questions and accusatory statements directed at Don but at me. She was really hostile. She says, " Why not, he is getting the same benefits as others with out paying for them, he should join the union" blah, blah, blah. I had to stop her and say look I will tell him to join. Calm the f down. She really sucked

The Budweiser plant uses the same Union as UPS. But it is a differrent sub-group (if that makes any sense). The are the teamsters union and considered to be notoriously bad. I think they do have some sort of mob ties but I am not sure.

Nick touches boyz.

The problem with drivers here is not completely bad drivers who get into wrecks. This is a problem as well and they shoulc be beaten with a hose but ####e happens. The problem is people slowing down to look. My God we've all seen wrecks, many of us have been in them. Put your foot on the peddle and drive. This goes way beyond being cautious. This is because Southerners are nosey and need to mind there own #### business. They dont do it though and I have to pay the price. They should be stabbed in the eyes.

Wishful thinking #### diving pirate booty lover!
I bet you love to give rusty trambones!
Class listen up for today's lesson: Rusty Trombone is
n. The process by which one person (preferably a man in Derek's case) is tossing a guy's salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.

Derek= on little boyz nuts!

Now what did we learn?

That is not a rusty trumbone you f-ing doosh nozzle. It is when some one is given the dirt pipe lovin and when all is done you throw your business in there mouth. you are talking about a rim-job coupled with a wrap around.

Funny side note to this. I heard this weekend of a strawberry short cake. It is where a girl fellates you and when she is done you punch her in the nose. The blood coupled with the creamy feeling make strawberry shortcake.

This chick from the NHL told me that one.

I just remembered another one. It is called the retarded teenager. You lay on whatever arm that is not dominant. (EX. If you are right handed lay on your left hand) Wait till it goes to sleep and then snap yourself off.

Look what I am trying to get LIza. This will be tons of fun.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...311024614&rd=1

heheheheehhe

Nice...
how about a Dirty Sanchez:
an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.

Gross, that chick is wearing a major dirty sanchez over her upper lip, the skank.

Dirty Dirty

Pirates like this Dirty Hook:
The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Derek gave the pirate a nasty rusty hook today.

Fish Hook:
When having sex with a girl doggy style, when she least expects it (!), ram one finger up her A-hole, and when she turns round to inspect, put aformentioned finger in her mouth and hook it back


Awe Yeah!

I am taking suggestions for tourneys this month. I will have another battle royale at some point for certain and I will probably have a high point slugfest of some sort.
-That is two so I still need 4 more ideas. Everyone seemed to like the brotherhood vs. X-men tourney from last month. I would sort of like to do another one like this, only with different teams. JLA and Avengers, something like that.
-Also, I was thinking of having a "NO TK" tourney. What do you guys think about that?

If I did these I would have 4. Still two Remaining. Jeff suggested a clone war which I thought sounded really neat and would like to try. What do you guys think?

I would also like to have an infinity gauntlet scenario but am not quite sure how to run it.

Do any of these sound good to you guys. Any suggestions?

What happened to that panties clan? d-roc69 do you know?