wish granted

u become that smart and smarter and smarter until u grow so many brain cells that your brain explodes and u obviosly die.


i wish i didn't have to clean up that mess.lol

Granted.

A maid cleans up the mess, but charges you extra so she won't spill about the murder.

I wish it were wednesday so I could buy Mutant Mayhem.

Wish granted

You can buy Mutant Mayhem now. (Warning: This wish takes 24 hours to activate)

I wish could say Nightwing's secret identity on this forum

Wish Granted

You can say his name but immature people use his nickname as an insult cuaseing the forum to be shut down. DTM gets angry at the closing of his tornements and goes on a killing spree in kansas. To shot him America has to drop an atomic bomb. Superman leaves kansas and the new superheros of the future screw the world up....wait why does that sound familiar

I wish that this wish will not come true

Wish granted.

The paradox loop resulting from your wish cuases a breakdown of all reality and logic, the universe and all of existance implodes upon itselfand everything ceases to exist. somehow, batman still wins.

I wish that all other wishes are granted only as I want them to and perceive myself to want them too.

Wish granted.

You are now insane and at a special person with needs institute wearing a straight jacket and living in a all white room with cushioned walls. The guards just keep hearing shout out wishes and then hear excitement after you think you get them.

I wish that all you readers have a Happy Thanksgiving :-)

Wish Granted

Everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving but the sun goes nova the next day.

I had mine in October (Canadians have theirs first)

I wish I had remembered to put my wish in there before I bumped my mouse!

Also, rather strangely, I had my Thanksgiving dinner one week late while I was in Ireland, which does not celebrate it.

Wish granted. This Thanksgiving, all the people who read this thread have a fantastic day. They are on such a high all day, that when the tryptophan from the Turkey kicks in, the natural drowsiness feels like such a downer, that our great moods plummet, and we all lose to will to live. Our families find us dead the next day, having drowned ourselves in the gravy dish.

I wish that my mother's turkey won't be dry as hell this year, and that the stuffing doesn't taste like wet newspaper.

Granted.

The turkey isn't dry because it's dipped in a toilet. The stuffing is made from drywall and human flesh.

I wish I knew how that cut got on my finger.

Hah! The joke is on you! Those would actually be improvements on my mother's cooking!

Oh, yeah, wish granted. You now remember where you got that cut on your finger, and you can't think about anything else, except the slicing of your finger, over and over again. I suspect that you'll puke soon, as it's pretty unpleasant.

I wish that something nice would happen to the next person that posts in this thread.

Granted.

I get two bucks. But they're counterfeit.

I wish my uncle was here so he could fix my computer.

wish granted

But your uncly is a rabid flesh eating zombie now.

I wish that I could mind control cammans.

What are camans? Those little crocodiles?

Granted.

You control their minds. PETA finds out and yells at you for animal abuse.

I wish I had another dollar so I could buy 6 MM boosters instead of 5.

wish granted
unfortinatly one of the store around you will carry MM till after christmas.

I wish I could mind control peta members.