Here is my go-to wedding speech reading.

It's a beautiful piece from Kahlil Gibran's "The Prophet."

I think that this says it all. Enjoy!!

My mom love Kahlil Gibran, uses a lot of his stuff in the wedding ceremonies she performs.

My favorite reading I got to do at a wedding once was the Babylon 5 Ceremony of Light, just edited a bit to flow well.

...damnit, can't find it. I think I'm calling it wrong

Totally called it wrong, it was the Declaration of Principles. Really loved that my friend picked me to read this during her ceremony:

Officially didn't include the alien languages, but pretty much this.

It's been not only bride approved, but I pitched it so well that she wouldn't let us out of it. She says she wants something to break the seriousness of it all. I'd deliver the speech, but I can't keep a straight face to save my life.

That's the plan, mama.

I heard about that. Sweet nerd reference.

Can't go wrong with the Misfits:

Demon I am and face I peel
To see your skin turned inside out,
'Cause gotta have you on my wall
Gotta have you on my wall,

'Cause I want your skull
I need your skull
I want your skull
I need your skull

See, there's a man who loves a woman so much, he doesn't just want her skull - he *needs* her skull. Then again, maybe my wedding was a little different than most...

Well if it's bride approved, then by all means go for it.

I stand by my "snowball" comments though.

What's this snowball dance phenomenon?

I'm hoping to slip in some Steel Panther.

It starts with the wedding couple dancing, maybe even the wedding party. Then the MC says "Snowball" and everyone on the dance floor goes into the crowds and tables and grabs a new partner. Repeat the process until everyone is dancing. If you're like me and don't dance(without 10 shots or so of liquor), then it sucks.

Meh, I'll either be watching my two little ones or pretending to be a videographer so I'm likely immune.

Nobody's quoting Beheaded, by The Offspring??

Mommy doesn't have her head anymore
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
That's alright though
That's ok
She never really used her head anyway

Daddy called me a silly bore
Bet he wont say that anymore
Because the way his body's severed in two
His vocal chords are gonna be hard to use

[CHORUS]
Beheaded
Watch you spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded
Bloody mess all over my clothes

Watch my girlfriend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Watching my baby's jugular flow
Really makes my motor go

Wrap a towel around the bloody stump
Take my baby's body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Scoop all the heads in my burlap sack

[CHORUS]

All my collection
Adorns my rooms on bamboo poles
Used to be a little
But a little got more and more
Now I'm craving yours

Night brings bad dreams
Bad dreams and guillotines

Off with her head [repeat a gazillion times, more exaggerated each time]

Find another victim for my machine
Put him in a homemade guillotine
Blade falls, gonna need a casket
Watch the head plop in a wicker basket

Leave the house at a quarter to four
Come back with sixteen or more
Cause the more I want, the more I see
Got a funny feeling coming over me

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Has to do with the write up that I'm writing.

I'm glad I'm frakkin' dead. 'Cause I'd be modkilled today spending the entire phase defending the genius of Transmet and Kanye West.

The operation was a failure

It was a joke. Much love your way Truff.

Keep reaching for that rainbow!