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I see Silver hasn't been active for a while. Guess you guys will have to manage without my vote - getting two more votes shouldn't be that difficult at any rate.
I do think RAven should give some more info before being let off the hook though.
Why say something in a straightforward way when you can make convoluted and obscure references?
This is true. Which is why I didn't interpret and post it. I got it and I'll let others figure it out on their own. Although most of these guys will probably get it quicker than I did.
The floating blue man slowly floated into view, his eyes half shut and his clothes a mess. An inaudible prompt alerted him. "Wait, it's on?" He shot the prompter a dirty look as he forced a smile. "Hey kids, today we need to have a little talk about procrastination. It's a big word that means putting off doing something until it's almost too late. It might sound like a thing grown-ups say to get you to do what they tell you to do, but it's a real pain. You know that free subscription you got to Eternian Hotties? Yeah, the one that automatically renews itself and charges you an arm and a leg for the second year. Well trust me, they're not very understanding of excuses as to why you don't want to pay them because you procrastinated cancelling the free subscription. Another good example would be that you needed to write a public service announcement to warn kids against the pitfalls of life, but you procrastinated for days and then had to wing it at the last minute while suffering from a wicked hangover. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you should definitely do your algebra homework before you tell your parents you're going out of town for the long weekend with your buddy to see his grandma, and go on a three day bender of hookers and blow. Got it? Good." The floating blue man's eyes grew huge as he sped off camera and vomitted in a trashcan.
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Night 4: A Night on Public Access Television Mountain
Out on the cliffs of Snake Mountain, two familiar faces met up. "What are you doing here?" The first asked. "You're constantly getting in my way. Don't think I'm not above killing you."
"Oh yeah? Well, go ahead and try. But I want you to know, you're the one getting in MY way. I saw him first." The other replied.
A third person on one of the ledges below looked up at the two. "Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your childish argument, but were either of you here to see me?" He smiled at the two, bearing his fangs.
They ignored him, instead deciding to argue with each other some more. "I'd have taken care of this long ago if it wasn't for you. The world would be better off without you." The first proclaimed.
"Well, if you hate me that much, bring it on. We'll settle this here and now." The second raised his club. "Come on!"
The first stepped up and slapped the second.
"Did... Did you just slap me?" He asked surprised at the reaction. "Seriously... a slap?!"
He touched his face as if in disbelief. His eyes narrowed and his expression darkened. "No one gets to touch my face except me!" He lunged forward, striking with his club. The first man blocked the attack and knocked the club out of the second one's hand.
On the ledge below, the man with fangs merely looked up in disbelief. "Come on, you guys. Can't you work together or at least act like friends? I know a thing or two about acting, and I..." He saw the club falling, and it hit him on the head. His face began to spin wildly until finally stopping back to where it was.
"Funny... that shouldn't have made me dizzy." He said as he wobbled to and fro. Taking two steps back from his lack of balance, he fell off the cliffside ledge he was on. "Noooo!!! This isn't what they meant when they told me to 'break a leg!!!'
The two on the mountain didn't even notice the fanged man fall. However, after wrestling with each other for quite some time, they finally realized their target was long gone. "It's your fault he got away." The second one said. "And he took my club with him."
The first growled. "You can't do anything right. Stop following me. We don't work together, and we're not joined at the hip. Find some other person to pester."
They both stormed off.
Immortal_Raven is dead. He was Man-E-Faces. Alignment: Evil.
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The hulking brute followed his target throughout the night, ignoring nearly all the attention he was receiving. But all his strength was useless against the allure of a woman and his angry scowl softened into a submissive smile. Minutes later, he shook off the haze of love and found a bloody body of an apparent friend at his feet. "That an't good". A lovely chuckle could be heard, and then it was gone. MSU is dead. He was Stinkor. Alignment: Evil.
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"Earlier tonight, we saw what happens when two people procrastinate." Orko said. "Yes, that's a big word. According to Merriam-Webster, Procrastinate is a verb that means 'To put off intentionally or habitually.' The longer you put something off, the harder it is to get it done. We saw two people procrastinating, and their target got away... I think. I'm not entirely sure. So... Do I really have to cover procrastination again? It's not like they didn't get it before."
He stopped talking for a moment to look behind the scenery. A blaster barrel popped out from behind the curtain. "Uh..." He started getting nervous. "And when you procrastinate, all of your luncheon meat spoils, and you can't find anything to eat for the day. It makes lunch a tiring chore because you have to slaughter the chicken yourself and then prepare it to be cooked, so always make sure you are using the freshest ingredients and making the food as soon as possible."
He started to laugh nervously. "Because no one likes food poisoning... except maybe Man-E-Feces... but we know Man-E-Faces doesn't. It causes him to shift his face into beast form, and that makes everyone miserable for days. The entire kingdom has to be aired out and then the plumbing gets backed~*"
The heavy body of Man-E-Faces fell on top of Orko from heights unknown. From beneath the battered body, Orko popped out a hand. "...and the more you procrastinate, the harder it is to avoid falling thespians."
Night 4 has ended, and Day 5 has begun. With 14 players remaining, 8 votes are needed for a majority.