My kitten wishes to say "pok54ttttttt. q`a1111111111111,k."

Tell your cat to go to hell...


nine times!

My blunt and brutal honesty is often mistaken for humor.

Coworker: "You're going to hate me. I have a bunch of changes to this program that I'm going to need you to make."

Me: "You say that as if I don't already hate you."

Coworker: *laughs*

Oh Harpua, you're so funny! Now, how do I use the internet?

It wasn't that hated coworker. It was the one who said that the Harry Potter books were too hard to read.

Step 1: Take the network cable.
Step 2: Shove it up your @$$.
Step 3: You should now see the Internet...assuming you rammed it up there hard enough to cause hallucinations.

Not bad for a post that's only shy by 650.




I'm going to NAMM next week! Rock on, brothers.

Finally had the credit for the preordered Superman/Wonder Woman case hit my paypal, so I have been on a bit of a binge the last couple days with the large balance there. Even finished a couple sets for the first time in a couple years

My life used to be interesting, what with women, wars, adventurous job, etc. now it is diapers, grading papers, lesson plans, and a bunch of ####s on here that barely play our formerly favorite game. But yeah, the mice killing thing is almost like interesting, but not quite.

BrainiacWTF closed his thread before I had a chance to post in it. Really, really lame.

You're just going to have to accept that not everyone is into the things that you're into.

I get that NAMM is a trade show and such, but is there anything else to it?

How did I go all yesterday without hearing about one of my favorite movies getting a stealth sequel?! With Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it, no less.

Um...enjoy yourself.

What's the best (read: dirtiest) word you've managed to spell in a game of Scrabble?