but the train is so boring!

But it's easier to get bombs aboard! Stand down, Homeland Security, this is a joke and nothing more!

Tell me when the black helicopters show up.

Black helicopters are the CIA you ignoramus!

Perhaps HS is borrowing them. Inter-agency cooperation, you know.

No I don't Know. I feel like you are making this inter-agency business up.

Umm...umm...*into walkie-talkie* Eagle, he's on to me. The squirrel has found the nuts! The squirrel has found the nuts!

morons - everyone knows it's the NSA that's monitoring this thread.

We'll be fine until they take our keyboards aw

even if your keyboard was taken away you still could have used your mouse to copy and paste an a, y, and period to complete your post.

Unless they took your mouse away as well. Which begs the question of how you submitted your post.

I appreciate the constructive feedback. Yeah... I am leaning towards Phoenix as well.

Though I love a girl with a Southern accent and the idea of nude Texan blonde in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat giving a lap dance has its appeal.

Seriously, a few posts in and Norym gets it. Saturday gaming with bigbob and Bud used to be fun. Play a few games of clix and then get lunch at the local taco place. Then these two started working together and the conversations switched from clix and movies to forms, dumb supervisors and dull coworker stories.

Columbus is dreadful. The zoo has manatees and a wolverine though. Speaking of manatees, the strip club scene is pretty bad. Tons of bikini bars and pasties, but nothing too spectacular. Only nude club is the Road House Review. Nice place. Dances are like 5 minutes for $50 or 15 minutes for $100. Given that you #####ed once about paying $4 for a seltzer I figured you'd like the deal on going full 15 minutes. There's a casino up the road too. Its a couple miles west of the city. Take an Uber. Honestly though, if you want a full nude club, there are better in Philadelphia and New Jersey. Though the Ohio bars lack the constant dollar parade.

Has to be more exciting than your work stories.

One of these days I'll have to remember that the world revolves around CL. Not sure how I could forget that with his constant reminders. There just must be something wrong with me.

I have a pamphlet that explains it all.

CL is the center of the world, but fat-bottomed girls make it go round.

Amen, Brother Vlad!

well i'm glad we share the exact same interests when it comes to travel.