Wish granted. You can control the minds of PETA members. Unfortunately, 99% of PETA are mindless zombies who stumble around spouting off inane ideas about limiting human interaction with animals. And the remaining 1% live far away from you.

I wish for world piece. That's right, piece.

Wish granted.

As you amass control of hundreds of peta members, they congregate at your house, and your mind is filled 24/7 with their whale-loving nonsense and "Kumbaya" plays constantly in your head. You are driven to suicide.

I wish I had the uniques I'm missing from "Ultimates."

Granted.

Some guy steals all the ultimates uniques and sells them to you for all your money. Cops find out and send you to jail for theft, and you can't make bail.

I wish CyberVenom was here.

You get a piece. Unfortunately, that piece is New Jersey.

The Real CyberVenom appears and eats your brain.

I wish Wizkids wasn't doing a DC "Universe" set next year and make a regular booster set instead.

wish granted
unfortanitaly it does not include kill moth.

I wish I was as popular here as boneyard is.

Wish granted.

They make a regular booster. But it's a booster rocket, and the nosecone contains the Wizkids design team, molds, and DC's licensing paperwork. In the interim, Wizkids proposes an expansion called "Wolverine, Wolverine, Wolverine!"

Wish I had a comfy pillow.

wish granted
It's confy that the genie steals it.

I wish boneyard would egknowledge my exsistance.

Granted.

Your pillo is so comfy, you fall asleep and don't wake up until you're in a glass case in a museum as "The Man who Shall Never Wake Up". You gain a mortal fear of small spaces, which doesn't last long because the museum wroker kills you to keep the exhibit running.

I wish I had bacon.

wish granted

Unfortinatly it tastes like poop.

I wish my last 2 wishes would be granted.

Granted.

You get your wishes, but the genie gets angry and we have another whole "Pandora's Box" incident.

I wish I could speak Russian.

æåëàíèå äàðèëî âàñ ìîæåò ïîãîâîðèòü ðóññêîãî, óíûëî âàñ íå ìîæåò ïðî÷èòàòü åãî.

i wish every day was christmas

First off, wha?

Wish Granted.

Everyday is Christmas. You are stuck in a reoccuring cycle like the movie Groundhog Day. You go insane.

I wish it were my birthday.

it says
"wish granted. you speak russian, sadly you cannot read it."

i thought it was clever

It was clever.

I wish it was my birthday.