Boy, do I wish I had gotten in on this. You guys are hilarious!

Okay fine, you compel him and instead I'll whip my wrench at the Hulking zombie (Body).

For creativity's sake, lets say it bounced onto the roof of a nearby building.

I'll attempt to distract the hulking zombie. (Smarm)

Jawa had a question about the barrel, so I'll give him until morning to chime in before doing actions.

Also, when you guys return to the Inventory, Smudge will be joining your ranks.

Well that's no fun.

Well, if you jump high enough...

I'm not sharing my cowboy hat with him!

Alright, I will instead pick up one of the dead zombie bodies and perform a high-energy swing dance routine with it in such a way as to smack the hulking zombie with the dead zombie as I dance around, taking care to either avoid or squish dead any living headcrabs that are nearby and may try to attack me. (Body; Attribute: Lord of the Dance Champions)

That's like two actions!

And yet I'm going to allow it. See? I get rid of your barrel, and you come up with swing dancing with corpses. The process works.

I'm going to convince Sky that the best thing he can do right now is try and smack talk all of the zombies (Smarm) Attribute

That's okay, you can keep your pee hat.

Jawa finds his barrel out of reach, and thinks quickly. Grabbing one of the skinless corpses, he begins a fervent swing dance, swinging the corpse about himself while advancing upon the sole remaining zombie. The flailing legs of the corpse lash at the zombie time and time again. It doesn't effect the zombie much, but the strikes of the skeletal feet manage to kill all the headcrabs still clinging to it's body, with the exception of the one still latched to the zombie's head.

The zombie, irritated by Jawa's attack, attempts to strike back at him, only to hear Sky call out.

"Oooooooh! I'm sooooo poisoned! I can barely stand, I'm so weak and vulnerable!"

The zombie may not be able to understand his words, but Sky's situation speaks for itself. Seeing an easier target, the beast begins lurking towards him, leaving himself wide open for what happens next.

"WOOOOOOOOOOLF FANG FIIIIIIIIIIIST!"

Wade races towards the zombie in a hunched over and awkward pose. His hands strike the zombie in the head, yet despite the way he called his attack, they don't resemble wolves, fangs, or fists. Still, it proves effective, as the zombie limply pitches forward and dies.

It's now that Pax convinces Sky that taunting all the zombies is a great idea. Seeing as all the zombies are dead, he doesn't see the harm. Despite his poisoned state, he still lets out a mighty "Booyah suckas!" and proceeds to thrust his pelvic region at all of the felled monstrosities.

Stranger walks up to the corpse of the hulking zombie and throws his wrench at it. He misses. By a lot. Which is funny. It's also fortunate, as the wrench somehow manages to strike the last remaining headcrab that no one had dealt with yet.

With your last opponent dead, you quickly find the ladder you are looking for, and make your way down into Black Mesa East.


Pax, Wade, Jawa, and Sky get XP. The next transition phase will come shortly, and will count for Sky's poisoning, meaning he is no longer poisoned.

What is Black Mesa City?