Probably from Bruno Mars

That's hideous. They will give anybody a record deal nowadays. Anybody.

The other part I wanted to quote -

"I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it."

Know what tomorrow is?

It's Friday! Friday!

I, I, I, so excited. I so excited. I gonna have a ball today.

I'm trying to get my wife to buy me that shirt for my birthday.

Only if your birthday is on a Friday. Mine was on a Tuesday so I didn't get one.

My birthday is on Saturday... and Sunday comes afterward... I don't want this weekend to end.

Didn't get it.

Don't watch movies like that.

Explains a lot? Don't it?

Has anyone else ever wondered about "ain't"?

Yes, when I was young we could say "ain't ain't in the dictionary" and then the masses used it often enough that the dictionary people caved in like they always do.

But if "isn't" is a contraction for "is not", then what the hell does the apostrophe represent in "ain't"

"Ai not"?

I'm so using that.

I might go to Gencon, that's why I asked.
Long drive from upstate New York though.

Don't make me introduce you to pittsburghese n'at.

I think ain't derived from "can not".
can't,,,,You cain't do that....

It's on a Thursday.

Next Thursday!

Happy Birthday, old man! You hear back on that job yet? I've been out of the loop!

Is that some kind of small insect that plagues you people in Pittsburg?

You wish. You know they fought hard around here with the post office to keep that "H" on the end of Pittsburgh.

So, "ain't" should be 'an't?