This is one boring day here. There is just so much work to do that I am paralyzed to do any of it.

5:00 pm and making a dent in things. I am also eating some Chimay cheese. Those trappist monks are the best! They make cheese and beer. Ofin would be proud!

Fant, if you're trying to win the thread by yourself, you really need to pace yourself.

I can't remember the last time I won these threads.

I also can't remember the last time I tried winning

Ya know that trying is the first step toward failure so you should just give up now.

I gotta get outta this one phantalien town.

I rent myself out to towns so it can be a one phantalien town. even for just a little while. I wish it paid more money but I am glad I don't have any competition.

If i can do it, so can Fant.

Never trust a fart.

Fart you, go fart yourself.

Stop pharting!


Last week my wife had plans to go see the latest Hunger Games movie with some of her friends. Since she had only seen the 1st, that meant she had to watch the 2nd and 3rd to catch up. Since I had not seen any of them, she started with the 1st and I watched them with her. Surprisingly, I enjoyed them. Why am I talking about this? Because we decided that the guy who plays Finnick Odair (Sam Claflin) needs to be in a Namor movie RIGHT NOW! He is perfect for the role. He's tall, arrogant, handsome, athletic - the right combination for the Sub-Mariner. Did anyone else notice this?

No, but now that you mention it, I agree.

Not my thing, but go for it.

I already bought the leash!