May I have your attention please:








Vagina.

No one by that name here. I don't have en extra one to lend you. Go check another thread.

There's a Christmas gift for someone!

Greetings from vacation!

I already miss my ###### job.

Day 1: Beach, eat, beach, sleep
Day 2: Beach, eat, beach, sleep
Day 3 (Today): Beach, eat, beach, sleep
Day 4: Beach, eat, beach, sleep
Day 5: Beach, eat, Visit Green Dragon, beach, sleep
Day 6: Beach, eat, beach, sleep
Day 7: Beach, eat, beach, sleep

Good god, there is more to do in Charleston than chase a toddler on the beach.

I do not feel bad for you.

Go visit the aircraft carrier.

Eat seafood.

GO to a museum.

Leer at beach hoochies.

Eat seafood.

Do you have to chase him? As a non-parent I know for certain that toddlers are like boomerangs and will always come back.

I've spent more time in Charleston when I worked for AIG then I ever cared to. Look for a place called the High Cotton. Happy Hour is 4-7. They have great jazz music live.

Thank goodness I don't have a toddler. Then again, I'm not at the beach. Bastich.

Wait, what...?

What's so hard about that?

What she said!

Wait a sec... do beach hoochies taste like seafood?

It varies from hooch to hooch!

Your thighlage may vary. HA!

Oh, boy... *facepalm*

I don't get it!

A 4 Longshot team, I do get! And will play!