Bare only with Norym's wife.

Norym's wife, only with a bear

Oiling up Norym's bear-wife.

I am not sure I can bear any more of these terrible jokes.

I prefer his bare wife.

Only with Norym's wi-fi (and a beer).

MY wife has not seen this much action since prom.

Baby oil!

How many ounces of oil do you get from 1 baby?

I am pretty sure that there are laws against that.

It varies from baby to baby.

House Mormont?

Started the new job today which blows in every possible way. I am only there until I find something better and I am actively going to keep looking.

Anwho... there is a sign in the men's room there that says a gram of poop contains one million germs.

Anyone know about how big a gram of poop is? I figure that's got to be about the size of a raisin. Who walks around with a raisin sized piece of poop on their hands?

Also this place is super crazy about slimming down every employee and I am a tubby #####. There are ####ing weight scales in the men's room. Weight scales in the men's room... who the fudge weighs themselves at work?

Maybe I am supposed to weigh my finger poop???

#### that place and its crappy ass commute.

Bud, you attending my venue this Saturday? I need someone to judge or I will have to cancel it. Lady Lurker's boss's funeral is this Saturday and I need to attend.

Mess with the scales so it says people are ten pounds bigger than they are