if only that were the case.

Find the nearest Quaker Steak & Lube and have some atomic wings. That'll cure what ails you.

Is someone majorly hung over? Do you need me to start emailing you gross pictures? I can totally be there for you, man! Anything for the second best-dressed guy in the gaming group!

Question I am posing to the different clans.

As a gamer when you hear the word "jank" what does that word mean to you?

I've never heard it before.

I have heard "jorts" before. Those are the things pizzaburger wears.

Jank to me would be stealing something. A less-playful variation of yoink.

Janky, as i use the phrase, i will usually throw around when describing something as trashy/broken but like the regular kind of broken as in busted or crappy or looks/is bad.

Ah, so using it in a sentence would be something like:

Pizzaburger was into what was happening until he caught a glimpse of Bud's janky wiener.

close enough.

There's skanky, as in "Hey, let's go to Walmart and look at all of the skanky women."

The onlineslangdictionary says "jank" is an adjective and verb that can be used kind of like The Smurfs use "Smurf" but is generally a negative term. "This party is jank." "Ima jank that guy's face."

It also confirms that I was using it in an acceptable manner. "I janked that dude's car!"

Fart you, go fart yourself.

I've always heard jank used in the past tense as another version of steal...He janked that dude's burger.

Do you declare the money made that way on your taxes?

No. I don't charge enough to break that threshold.