Wish Granted

You get my tattoo.

I wish I had cake.

Um, yeah. More or less the same thing happens.

I wish that I could write gooder. Gooderer. Or something.

Wish Granted.

Your mom forces you into a typing camp of death. You learn proper spelling but lose your limbs in the process.

I wish I could do the Time Warp again.

Wish Granted

However you are forever stuck wearing only gold shorts, forever banned from anywhere that requires shirts and shoes for service.

I still wish for cake.

Wish granted.

It's a urinal cake. Eat em up, yum!

I wish I worked for S-Mart.

Wish granted

Unfortunately on your first day you are caught in the crossfire between some metal handed dude and a REALLY ugly chick

I wish I could play a musical instrument

Ummm... I can't say the answer I would REALLY like to give in response to your wish....

Wish Granted

But you are mistaken for Kenny G and brutally killed by a Troop of Cub Scouts getting their badge for helping the environment.

I wish it were Christmas

Granted.

The wish takes 31 days to activate.

I wish Kid Notorious would come back for a second season.

-twas cancelled for a reason...

Wish granted. Kid Notorious enters a time warp, and joins forces with the Rawhide Kid. "Gunslinging" ensues.

I wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving.

We're all happy, but the sun goes supernova.

I wish I had pulled a unique in my Mutant Mayhem boosters besides Super-Rare Logan.

Wish granted.

You got a Lex Luthor unique. 'Nuff said.

I wish I could read faster and with better accuracy.

Wish granted.

You immediately go to the local library and read 1/2 of the books in 30 minutes. Then you pick up the book that is triggered to explode when you open it. Naw Yu cannt red so guud.

I wish waste and pollution could be converted back to safe and enviromental friendly resources.

Wish Granted.

Waste and pollution is transformed to safe and friendly resources, BUT, vice versa....

I wish that reality tv would go away except for I Hate My Job, Rebel Billionare, Drawn Together, Battle of the Sexes 2, The Swan, Mom Swap, Viva La Bam, You've got a friend, and Real World.