In centimeters!

OK LPC... I have a task for you. We need to design a rumor so crazy and so widespread that it makes this page.

http://www.coca-colacompany.com/cont...a-rumors-facts

Coca-cola is an excellent enema and makes the sphincter more elastic.

We can use Bud as an example.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...&ocid=ansent11


another one of my boys down.

'mute, did you ever go out and pick up your Poop-O-Gram? We paid good money for that, y'know....

Damn, that does suck.

I think it should be delivered. I'll tip the deliverer. However, I should not have to track it down.


I feel much more energetic today. I think it's because of the coca-cola enema I had last night.

Glad you enjoyed my "Two-Liter".

Yeah, they're called BudPalmers. Ooh, burn!

That took far too long to be clever. I don't care if you haven't been back until now!

As long as I don't actually have to do anything, count me in!

You should probably switch to Diet Coca-Cola Enemas to lessen the chance of attracting Ants and Yellow Jackets.

Bud's last Coca-Cola Enema almost got him stung to death.

Alright, so I will just say that it's the truth, and I will drop the mic and walk away slowly.

And under no circumstances should you ever get a Coke Zero Enema. God help you if you get one...

Speaking from experience now are you?

What do you mean, track it down?! The guy left it right outside your building! Besides, think about what having a Poop-O-Gram delivered to your office would entail....