So a buddy of mine left his wife's water bottle behind at today's X-Wing game. Thinking about taking said water bottle to the strip club tomorrow night and getting some candid photos of said water bottle with the strippers and then posting the photos on his wife's Facebook page.

How much do you think I need to offer a stripper for the photo op with the bottle? $20? $50?

Get the lapdance and then ask for the bonus photo.

Descend into hysteria

Mute, I may need to mail you the water bottle as well for some Vegas style photos of it.

Is the blackmailee anyone we know? Perhaps the blackmail price could be increased attendance, or organizing the tourneys for awhile, or naked pictures of the wife.


On a side note, the running tally in my new War on Mice that started Saturday, is currently:
Mice-0
Me-3
Draw-1
They are freaking my wife and our exchange student out.

Ask her to hide the bottle.

Didn't that first mouse school you about 6 times? I think your numbers are off.

Thanks for the observation. This total is only since Saturday morning!
I've edited my first post to reflect this.

A draw? Against mice?

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Loop...looping+chewie

for you all

That looks pretty cool.

Nice to see wacky mechanical games are still a thing.

The local target had quite the festive Star Wars thing going on this weekend, A roaring life size Chewie stand up, an X-wing cockpit photo booth thingie. It was pretty fun.

I've caught and released the two mice my cats were kind enough to bring to me this season (one at 5 am and the other after 4 in the afternoon). No big whoop!

He should make the exchange student catch them, say it is part of the American Dream or some other BS like the cost of housing is hunting down rodents.

The mouse poop on it!

My mom once found a foot and a tail on the rug. Nothing else. I try not to think too hard about it...

RIP LPC thread... 2015 - 2015.

It's a shame that Bud's petulant tantrum thread schism caused your early demise.