ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

I could be!



Alright. No, I'm not ready. You happy now?

Weird, it is December 1st and have any of us received our Secret Santa information yet?

Just keeps getting funnier.


Related note: One of you has already sent their gift out. You go, whoever you are!

I wanna rock!

ROCK!

*cue Twisted Sister*

Shocking turn of events in the music world, not sure if i can take it...

Dee Snider and Donald Trump are buddies.

Isn't the drummer for that band the drummer for kid rock?

Is it too late to sign up?

In a word, yes!

Though I was tempted to say no just to see Hoff's reaction!

Oooooh I just noticed a stupid piece of trivia. I wrote 1 unclixed article and they made the figure. I am at a 100% accuracy rate. Read 'em and weep, especially you Zoidberg.

In today's recap of "watching people pee outside my office":

This college kid looks around, he even comes up and looks through our window - but I guess he doesn't see us. So he goes over to the wall, and starts to unzip his pants (with his back to the window/facing the wall). Around this time, some girl comes walking by, so the guy pulls out his phone and acts like he's talking on it. His head is on a swivel as he's watching for the girl to leave and looking to see if anyone else is going to walk by. At this point, I decide to walk out of my office door, talking very loudly. So I walk out, and kinda hang out by my door. He seems to panic, and just walk off. The best part is, he's leaving a wet footprint with every step, because he pee'd on his shoe.

I think you need to start making videos of this and just start posting them.

Can I just tell you guys how much I love a good soft cheese. There is some brie left over from turkey day. It is sooo good. Praise be Ofin birther of cows, collector of milk, and maker of cheese.