Well, took some pics of some strange people outside my window today. Hopefully I'll get time to upload them.

http://i.imgur.com/DnDRBkC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IPhmY2i.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OCx63YF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lQHRtPF.jpg

So this strange lady comes walking by in the easily identifiable "will anyone see me if I'm in the little cubby?" investigating going on. I guess she deems it safe, and so she starts yelling. The dude shows up. The lady sits down and covers herself with a blanket. Then she's really active under that blanket. In the meantime, the guy is carefully going through his jacket and plastic bag, taking inventory, and also making sure the fishnets over his spandex are fitting just right (probably to emphasize the orange shorts he's wearing underneath it all).

The lady surfaces and lights up. The guy starts to meticulously put on an apron. He spends about 5 minutes on that apron, making sure it's folded just right, tied just right, at the correct height, etc. Then when they decide it's time to leave, he starts to go over her outfit, straightening everything up and refolding and retying her bandannas. At a certain point, I realize he's wearing pantyhose on his head, because he takes his cap off, and pulls them over his face. I also wondered how and why he had a green Darth Vader mask, and is wearing Air Jordans.

I have so many questions...

I have n-1 questions...

I feel as though the photos speak for themselves.

It doesn't work. In college I had a 2000 word essay due. I submitted two pictures. The commonly accepted conversion is apparently wrong.

Did Bud write a book?

CL, a huge thanks to you for the birthday cards, they just keep coming...

I did but mine is called "########## everywhere!"

50 Shades of BudPalmer is a good read.

There must be 50 ways to Bud your Palmer.

You just slip in the back, Jack

Use your hands, Stan

We always need oil, Roy

It means a lot to me that you remembered to thank me.

Until you realize all 50 shades are of brown.

Clearly you've never seen Bud after drinking a glass of chocolate milk made with the limited edition green Hershey's syrup they made when the Eric Bana Hulk movie came out.


In all seriousness that stuff tasted just like the normal stuff, but it did vile things to you.
The milk itself was this color: █████
But your poop looked like: ◄█▄█▀█►