Oh, what? What is scary about werewolves other than that they're angry dogs? You know how scary a movie about dogs is? Not very. What are werewolves? Angry dogs, but only sometimes, and in a very predictable pattern. Explain to me please how werewolves are scary.

I buy my dad those DVDs every year for his birthday. Turns out he likes sitcoms.

Playing the Devil's advocate, how are mummies scary? A werewolf will tear your throat out son.

Never got the whole mummy thing. They're like zombies, but there's usually one of them.

Just kinda...walk fast.

Mummies have magic powers! You can't fight a mummy. Ever. The only way to defeat a mummy is to not get cursed by it in the first place. Werewolves are weak against silver and it not being three nights a month, which are two very substantial weaknesses. The closest thing to a weakness a mummy has is fire, but then you let your guard down and the mummy is right behind you because he's magic, even though you thought you killed him with fire. That's pretty scary.

I watched it for all of five minutes. It reminded me (as most fixed-camera, laugh-enhanced sitcoms do) why I hate sitcoms.

Zombies can't curse you or be magic.

You at Wilmot, Devil's Head or Alpine?

So...walk fast and occasionally duck? Or just don't screw with that big stone coffin to begin with?

Actually, I like mummies. If WizKids would give me clix versions of the Universal monsters and the Marvel monsters in my sig, I'd willingly track down and eliminate every single member of the Taliban and Al Queda.

Bummer. *snif*

Took the esophagus right out of my mouth.

Watch The Mummy. If you can keep your eyes off Rachel Weiss long enough to pay attention to The Mummy, you might understand.

You'll just have to make sure you come over on the 29th. Celebrate my Birthday (Although a few days early)

Sure. But werewolves/zombies/etc. hunt YOU.

Mummies? You have to attempt grave robbery before they get all pissed. YOU have to go to THEM!

EDIT: That'd make a fun little movie exchange.

DON: What happened to Mike?

ROB: Mike got cursed by a mummy and died of mummy-related dust gonorrhea.

DON: Whoa! How the hell'd that happen?

ROB: He was wandering around a pyramid, being a dick.

I don't know about 'burned', but I feel very much similar to this. I also have been more or less hinting at the deluge of product since GSX and seeing first hand the effect it is having on sales of singles at my venue. Yet...I have to keep ordering similar amounts if we want to get in on the Infinity Gauntlet. I have even been trying to get Ogre's to buy cases from me...lol.