Past loster!

Lead Toaster!

That's like saying that Crimea was being mean for trying to not be annexed, CuriousPutin.

Also, Curious Putin might make for an entertaining children's book series.

He'd always take his shirt off before he explored anything. Just like in my dreams!

And don't forget when he goes home and feasts on his favorite delicacy: chunks of a dead prostitute stuffed with Count Chocula.

Who knew that auto insurance fan fiction would be awesome?

The curious case of Vlad Putin.

You know what I thought would be a great idea? HeroClix-related Valentines. So far, I have "You turn my into " and "I'd like to be adjacent to you." I'm sitting on millions, maybe even thousands here, guys.

Why stop there when I see potential for hundreds?

Here's a suggestion:

Be my valentine and make my smell like .

"I outwit your pants!" looks like it'll be making a comeback!

Valentine, we just "click".


Valentine, you took my heart with a critical hit.


Time for another turn, Valentine...I have endurance.

I want to your

Last night, I assume while I slept, my kindey was kind enough to drop a stone in the old bladder. As someone who had stones before, I know that when one is on the way, its in your best interest to pee as slowly as possible. Funny thing about peeing when you first wake up, as a guy, things might be a tad more constricted than usual. Forcing out a sharp little doo-dad at high speed is not advisable and quite painful. Once you stop cringing, you're welcome!