I swear on Lord Ofin and his pet leopard Leroy the foul smelling, that we got the DUMBEST, laziest freaking exchange student in the history of exchange students. I haven't talked about her much this year because:
A: she is almost 18 and obviously fairly attractive as you Facebook friends have seen
B: you guys are a bunch of pervy creeps
C: it took months for others to believe us/ realize for themselves that this girl is like a lazy, unimaginative 5 yr old when it comes to everything, so you schmicks probably wouldn't believe us anyway.

Anyway, tonight I actually lost my cool temper with her over doing her homework and putting her ####ing phone away. I am ready to smash the rest of my KC chases over her head, just so I have matching set.

Do you have a video of the conception?



Any who... any of your folks know anything about drones?

If you were going to buy a used drone, what smart questions would you ask?

Long story short, one of my annoying coworkers, is selling a drone on Craigslist. He wastes a ton of my time at work, so I want to waste his time by asking a million questions anonymously on Craigslist for the next week or so by posing as a fake buyer.

Flight time?

Recharge time?

Range and frequency of the remote?

Does it have a failsafe if it goes out of range?

If it does, will it use a hover mode or will it return?

What's the resolution on the camera?

Does it have a zoom?

Will it link to my iPhone?

Can it see through curtains?

Nicely done. My goal is to get him to eventually send me a photo of him holding the drone for scale and then using that picture as my wallpaper on my phone.

I changed iPhone to TracFone in the email. Figured that was more annoying.

Check the size of the battery pack, how available replacement packs are.

Ask for his mom's address for testing purposes.

Check the age and see if he knows the brand of motors on it and how available replacements are for them.

Replacement blades?

Drones are like little air boats.

Ask him about any crashes and possible repairs

Websites for software updates.

You are the wind beneath my drone.

Wait till a more tech savvy guy gets here!

<Cue Norym>

I got nothing. With my hand/eye coordination RC things usually end up destroyed.


Ask him what the RPM of the blades are?

#3 is for you, Norym!

I'm not...

The rest of them are, though.

Ask if the drone is FCA approved.

You guys just keep droning on and on about this topic.

How'd the drone questions go?

Who are the "others". Why is going above and beyond on her homework a bad thing? Is she spending too much time on it? How is she overdoing it? Why are you upset that she put her phone away? She sounds very responsible, and you sound like typical American trailer trash. Latveria would be proud to take in this diligent student.