You spelt mother####er wrong...guess I will too!

Hope you've got a spare room for the holidays!

Just checked. I have no package. Don’t let Mrs. Claus know. ��

Okay LPC Secret Santas, let's get crackin' and mail those presents ASAP! Don't disappoint Smudge!

Man, I really hope we can all open these soon. the bottom of my Secret Santa package appears to be getting damp on the bottom and its starting to attract flies to it in the basement, where it sits peacefully awaiting opening. Anywhere else and my kids would have that sucker tore up already.

But really, nobody on this thread would put organic stuff, like a severed human limb or a goat head or something, in a Christmas package, right?

It’s ok if I don’t get my package in time. Christmas just isn’t that important to me. Just too much commercialized fuss.

Oh, is it too late to sign up for the secret santa?

Better than a severed package in your package.

I guess that could be a possibility. There is room for several items.

Several severed packages. A literal box of d-cks, if you will. Oh, you will.

Well, as Mitch Hedberg said, a severed foot makes the perfect stocking stuffer...

He also said that ducks eat for free at Subway, but when I tried they still put the sandwich on my bill.

Ba-Dum-Tss.

You can't expect gold when I'm winging it.

everybody got their secret santa? can we open today?

I do not, good sir. I think everyone else should crack theirs open, though.