Oh, I thought your Sisyphean approach to winning this thread did that!

I took the day off work to spend a day with the kids.

Saw Secret Life of Pets, pretty good kids movie.

Went bowling, Bowled a 158. Three points short of my best.

Did you have to use your AK?

Did mama cook a breakfast with no hog?

At any point, were you just messin round and get a triple double?

January 20th, 1992 was a good day.

Depends.
Do you have a job as a coach driver for special needs kids?
Do you put stickers of holiday destinations on the insides of the windows?
Do you slip aforementioned kids roofies & have anal intercourse with them?
(You need to have somewhere similar to Blackpool Pleasure Beach's donkey rides for this)
Do the parents ask their kids "Did you ride the donkey today,sweetie?" to which they reply; "I think so,my bum is sore"
If not,forget I mentioned it.

The 23rd was better,I was 21.

Did I kill the thread?
(Or,more importantly,have I crossed the line again?)

Yes and yes. But you Crossed The Line Twice, so you're good.

I'm relieved.

Did he charge extra for that?

Tonight is X-Wing night! Rejoice!

Grumble grumble!

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