Have you guys heard the new R.E.M. song, Happy Wrinkled ####? It's pretty catchy!

Mine tends to be happier the less wrinkles it has!

Only 25 minutes to go. Super pumped.

Did you just assume his time zone?

Typical white male.

Plus I thought most of those "news at 11" were for the 11 PM news.

That's 23 O'Clock for you military folk.

23 hundred.

that's too much.

I miss the amish threads.

Well, they do dress warmly for your climate so you're probably better off!

I only paid 2/3 hundred for Bud's soul.

In college I used to know a girl who could give you the best reverse amish trombone you have ever experienced. I miss that.

And once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard.

Some of you poor schmucks are on my Facebook so you've seen this, but it's too weird not to share.
So DTE robocaller calls at 6pm to tell us that our power will be shut off at 6:30 in order to conduct maintenance and would be out up to 3 hours. Power goes off approx. 6:37.

About 7:00pm DTE robocaller calls to report on the power outage at my address. The cause is unknown, but DTE is investigating and is committed to restoring our power no later than 11:15pm.
It felt like maybe I was caught in the middle of some dysfunctional computer relationship. I really wanted to tell robot #2 what robot #1 was doing behind his back, but I just didn't have the heart to get involved. I hope they work out their communication issue before taking it out on us.

Mmm
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...really,now?

Are you sure it wasn't just an elaborate ploy by the mice to raid your fridge?
Did the caller have a squeaky voice?