oops forgot about that sorry! going to edit

And you figured that if you eliminated everyone else who bought a ticket, your chances of winning would be better!

"Did you see the ball game yesterday?"

With this comment, one can easily come to the conclusion that you view women not as people with their own wants and feelings, but as objects to be used and discarded: in this case, coffee.

In addition, you seem to be unable to relate to this waitress. Perhaps there are other customers she must first take care of. Indeed, inability to relate to others is one of the biggest warning signs for murderous behavior.

Is that a candlestick in your pocket? I hope you aren't headed to the library...

"I've just eaten some Ramen noodles and am now experiencing an uncontrollable gas frenzy."

youre obviously going to blow up some important building with important people in it with some sort of explosive using gasoline!!!!!! and you tested it on some previous building!!! with people in it!!!!!!

Jamaica We Have A Bobsled Team!!

Fact: The victim was Jamaican

Fact: He was run over by a bobsled.

This was no simple bobsledding accident. Obviously, this team was formed not out of a sense of national pride or friendly competition, but as an attempt to cover up a heinous murder!

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you!"

You sick #######!!

You follow the 'you only hurt the ones you love', and you sing as you slay some innocent, claiming the bullets represent pure love

Sick!

I watched a DVD this last weekend.

A DVD with razor-sharp edges that you can throw discus-like at your victims, no doubt!!!!!!

"I am a fan of the New York Mets."

Aha! And what better place for a murderer to lose himself but in the faceless masses in the stands at a baseball game?

"I think these shoes are too small."

You filthy murderer!

You think they're "too small" to kick in the skull of your next victim!

I'm going to the SDCC on saturday.

You MONSTER! The Society of Deadly Common Criminals is the perfect place for the likes of you!!

I'm going to watch the Simpsons movie.

Which you're going to after hearing that South Park said, "The Simpsons Already Did It." and you want to put the blame for the murder on Homer's shoulders.

I think Jack's velociraptors are stalking innocent people.

Oh, so now that you let them out to kill the person you wanted dead and they have continued to kill, you feel remorse

I think I will hit the old fart sack early tonight

That's a terrible thing to have called your elderly relative before killing her!

Joe Quesada is a Skrull!

...and that's why you killed him? To save the world from some sort of alien invasion? Oh sure, likely story.

"I like the yellow ones."