WHY IS MJ NOW A SUPERHERO!!! JACKPOT!?!?! JACKPOT!?!?!? If your going to be cheesy you might as well just make her Tigra!! He already has a superhero love intrest named BLACK CAT!!?!?! Remember!?!?! The Dry Humping Web slinging which was great dialogue for Spidey/Black Cat Evil that men do...which took forever to finish but what REALLY IRKS ME IS THIS....

HE'S NO LONGER A TEACHER!?!?!? WTF!!! That was the GREATEST Character Devolpment that they did to him for YEARS!! That was really him struggling to keep his duo identities. He would show up to work with a black eye and stuff from the night before and worked with his rival (Flash Thompson) who was a Gym Teacher.

MAN O #### HOW CAN U MESS THAT UP!!! WHAT!!! You couldnt think of any other creative things to do with this charcter so you re-start him from scratch, having him as a Mama's boy living with his aunt NOT SLEEPING NIGHTLY WITH A SUPER MODEL, who rides a bike and he's HORRIBLY BROKE!

DAMN IT JOE!!! 1 more Year and THATS WHERE Ultimate Spider-man is going to be!??!

Why are u against charcter devolpment? And what does him not being married have to do with his secret Identity, Harry being alive and basicly being a Paris Hilton with a ##### and him being a broke loser again!?!?!

Its stupid, dumb and gay...and not gay as in homosexual, and not gay as in stupid but gay as in a brand new meaning that was invited just for Brand New Day.

*AND ONE MORE THING...Loki still owes Spidey a favor...but I dont know why I bring that up cuz now that Loki has B(o)(o)Bs theyre just going to make him a spidey love intrest now.

hahaha. I was hoping somebody to open that box of pandora.

somebody want to see a picture of "Jackpot"?

I think I posted a few links to Jackpot pics on one of these threads. Can't seem to find the links now.
I still can't wait to see Pete say "Jackpot? Yeah, I'd hit that."

personally I think MJ as Superhero is another BAD BAD idea. She is a super model. she is enough silfish to not be a superhero. She looks hot. but is bad idea. This is like a Superman Silver Age "Imaginary story", but in the bad way.

Hilarious.


Both, that you know the words and that you went with it and posted them.

I should know that! Steve looks HOT!

You mean he's not a natural redhead? Bah!

Oh, btw, mightygodking (of the Civil War parody fame) did a parody of Brand New Day. Since it likely isn't SFW, I'm not posting the link, but I'm sure enterprising folks can find it.

I don't believe that for a second. That's insulting.

So, I don't really read a whole lot of 616 - but I have a question:

What about the New Avengers? Is he not part of the team, anymore? How about Luke Cage? He, Spidey, and others are underground heroes, aren't they?

Good lord, have the Marvel offices been tested for toxic mold or Carbon Monoxide? I think those'd explain the choices they've made...

Man its funny I haven't been into comics since Gwen died and he had web shooters and before the marriage ect. Its funny because this atrocious retcon has absolutely no affect on me lol

Everyone posting on this thread should be ashamed of themselves. Anyone would think you don't listen to that nice Mr Quesada.

You're not meant to know that peter parker is spider-man. No-one knows, not even us, not even Mr Quesada. We shouldn't know that spider-man was once married to Mary Jane because he wasn't. All our memories have been taken away, all of our old comics now have blurry faces whenever spider-man takes his mask off and all of our spider-man DVDs have been retconned to episodes of friends instead.

Anyone who thinks that they still remember that peter parker is spider-man and was once married to MJ has obviously made a deal with the devil themselves, and frankly, that nice Mr quesada doesn't want people like that buying his wholesome family comicbooks.