LIGHT:
i) fire extinguisher
ii) framed painting
iii) coiled firehose
iv) chopping block (knives sticking out!)
v) ceiling fan
vi) woodsman's stump (with axe!)

HEAVY:
i) flowerpot with (large) shrub
ii) caterpillar truck
iii) scientist's machine
iv) generic spotlight
v) generic superhero statue
vi) crane

Light Objects:
Fish Tank
Stray Cat
Paint Can
Christmas Tree
Full English Tea Service Tray
Watermelon

Heavy Objects:
Michelangelo's "David"
Basketball Net
Gargoyle
Sectional Couch
Witch's Cauldron
Iron Maiden

Heavy:
1. Septic Tank
2. Outhouse
3. Toilet

Light:
1. Vacuum
2. Video Game Controller
3. Stanley Cup/Superbowl Trophy - type award

Heavy:
Motorized wheelchair
BAR neon sign
Toxic waste barrel
Wizkids design monitor
Roller coaster cart
Sword in a boulder (what if: king arthur theme)

Light:
Lead pipe
Dufflebag of money
Mannequin
Biohazard container
Box of stink bombs
Western Wanted: reward sign (Elseworld theme)

Light:
-Brick/Case of Heroclix
-Comic Book Longbox
-Piggy Bank
-Academy Award "Oscar" statuette/generic award (would look great in yellow!)
-Old "brick phone" cell phone

Heavy:
-Kitchen sink (so we will never forget that stupidly hilarious moment from BvS)
-Comic book artist's desk
-Generic mech/power armor
-Red Barrel
-Meat Slab (like in Rocky!)

Heavy Object:

Telephone Booth
Boulder
Ice Cream Truck
Clown Car
Bouncy House
Billboard


Light Objects:

Rooster
Stuffed Unicorn
Fishbowl
Spartan Shield
Waffle Iron
Blackthorn Shillelagh

I'd like to add:

Ming vase

Lawnmower

Barbells

Heavy:

Safe

Fast-Food Drive-Thru order menu/speaker

Grand Piano

Adamantium Skeleton

Harp (maybe this is a light? Anyway, it'd be great)

Light:
Bag of Donuts
Bullhorn

Heavy:
Sheep
Octopus
Barber Chair

Hope none of these have been said in prior years.

Heavy:
Pinball machine
Podium (include ROC logo on front)
Oak tree (or any tree really)
Sofa recliner
Lemonade stand
Giant panda

Light:
Microscope
Telescope
Singing bass (be happy now)
Yo-yo
Deck of cards
Lap top (with hcrealms home page shown on screen)

Thanks for your consideration.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh so hard. Well done and thank you.

Heavy:
- "Your Mom"
- Kool-Aid Man (ya ya... I know copy rights and all that, but imagine hitting someone with this and giving them a web token after.)
- That guy Tony who steals food out of the break room, but you can never prove it.
- A table full of neatly stacked papers

Light Object
- PB & J
- A Hipster (complete with skinny jeans, beanie and a V-neck that goes way too deep) Common everyone knows someone like that, and if you don't- it's you.
- Pudding snack pack
- Fidget spinner

**sidebar- If I could turn heroclix into a massive miniature superhero food fight I would be completely ok with this.

Light:
Shrunken Head
Geode
Jar of preserves
Easel with a Canvas on it
Wasp Nest
Curtains

Heavy:
Canoe
Section of Wall
Liberty Bell
Cash Register
A Dragon
Engine

Heavy:

Bear
Tractor Tire
ROAD ROLLER


Light:

Ladder
Folding chair
Glass pane
Trashcan

Light: Ice cream push-cart, push lawnmower, air conditioner unit, toilet, engine block, kitchen sink

Heavy: Vending machine, riding lawnmower, port-a-potty, Justice statue (blind chick with the scales), electric car, crane

Light:
an "ace" or a "wild card"
Shakespeare bust (homage to the late great Adam West)
a "red emergency phone"( also an homage to the late great Adam West)
a joker style "smiley fish"
a pair of bunny slippers
rick and morty mr meeseeks box
a marionette/ puppet
energy drink
a book....(you know ,like I will throw the "book" at you)
drum
a cash register
a bar stool
Heavy:
A LEG LAMP
large wooden shipping crate (marked fragile) or "FRAG-EELEE"
coffin
an old time hand washing machine
bumper car
a presidential podium
a one man space ship from krypton
worlds largest ball of twine
an double stack amplifier
a giant key to the city
Xian Terra Cotta Army soldier
MOBIUS CHAIR

Heavy
Giant sword/axe/hammer
Tombstone
Helicopter
Whale
The moon
Space shuttle

Light
Throwing knives/stars
Tomahawk
Bow and arrow (or just arrow)
Model train
Jack o lantern
Syringe