Chuck Norris serves the same purpose as a unicorn. Chuck Norris, however, is immune from trolls.

ROFL

I live in Europe and I LOL'd.

lucky you

Hilarious. My new sig. :)

Chuck Norris sleeves his cards with condoms, and chuckles right before telling his opponents "You're screwed".

Chuck Norris never plays a card, he just stares his opponents down until they beat themselves.

After realizing that characters controlled by Chuck Norris couldn't be stunned or take breakthrough damage, UDE was forced to make a new rule that allowed players to attack Chuck Norris directly.

X-Statix's loner strategy was based on Chuck Norris life.

The Feature Match List for Round 1 at PC Atlanta:

Table 1: Chuck Norris vs Michael Jacob
Table 2: Chuck Norris vs Dave Spears
Table 3: Chuck Norris vs Doug Tice
Table 4: Chuck Norris vs Mike Dalton

Chuck Norris Can Attack characters in the KO'd Pile and Removed from the game pile.

Chuck Norris isn't attacking your characters, he's taking the scenic route to your dome.

Chuck Norris can team attack with all other characters. He can, but doesn't need to.

Chuck Norris only cares about the combat phase.

Chuck Norris can stun Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Chuck Noris has never been part of a legal attack. Anyone involved in an attack with Chuck Noris gains the "Victim" characteristic instead of attacker or defender.

Chuck Noris doesn't socialize either.

Chuck Noris was originally going to get the X-Statix's loner mechanic, but Chuck could never be KO'd or replaced ...

Chuck Noris was also going to get the Spider-Man/Superman/Kang version mechanic, but Chuck Noris cannot be duplicated.

- Chuck Norris actually carries a chain around with him. This is so he can have a hilarious response ready when someone says "Put this on the chain".

- If Chuck Norris was a Revenge Squad character they would be tier one.

- Chuck Norris was banned from tournament play to make it fair to the rest of us.

- Chuck Norris needs no tech. He is the tech.

Chuck Norris' tears cause his opponents to gain 50 endurance each.

Too bad he's never cried.

damn, im glad chuck norris doesnt play this game, cause id quit...

Chuck Norris has the power to errata cards whenever, and wherever he wants.

Chcuk Norris is so powerful, They can't make a character card of him, they can, howeve, make a plot twist with his power:

The power of Chuck
Cost: 0
text: if you would play a game against target opponent, you win instead.

I think this is a fairly well designed Chuck Norris VS card:

Cost: 3
Atk: 28
Def: 28

As an additional cost to play Chuck Norris, KO all characters your opponents control and discard all cards in opponents hand.

Whenever Chuck Norris attacks, KO the defender and your opponent loses endurance equal to Chuck Norris attack value.

Whenever a character attacks Chuck Norris, KO all resources your opponent controls and your opponent loses X endurance where X is the number of resources they KO'd.

Chuck Norris can attack as though he has Flight and Range.

Chuck Norris cannot be stunned.

While you control Chuck Norris, you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game.


Its fairly balanced.