Emotion, who needs that? Seriously, I have found that a death stare works much better.

actualy, the key is a lot of emotion. I found that If I jump on the table and start giving him/her a lap dance, they will willingly conceed. (It didn't work too well on Adam Prosak though, he kind of liked.....creepy)

...man, thanks Vsrealms. Supplying players with comedic stuff like this every day. I neede d a good laugh. :laugh:


Quoted for extreme emphasis. There are some players in the Pro Circuit that will actually announce robotically every, single phase and step in their initiative just to make sure they check all of their cards for effects they could play/trigger during that step. It sounds pretty ridiculous, but it really helps make sure you don't overlook things.

Oh, and wtf? Seriously, on the eating remark. You WILL get a little lazier if you eat something crappy during the tournament. Don't do it. If anything, just down a Slim Fast or something. Or drink fluids throughout the tournament and just take a wizz-break after every round to flush yourself out.

Frighteningly, atleast half of the points listed are often legitimate.

Ultimately, I'm think it's possible to find the line between competetive and casual VS and, in true Johnny Cash style, walk it. I don't view being successful at either as mutually exclusive, although I don't anticipate much agreement on that front....

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

it would also be the most terrifying thing you ever saw as well

I don't doubt it.

I had a pro offer me 4,000 dollars to PM them a decklist.

Yeah but only if you don't leak it elswhere.

There may be a podcast out there that's giving away real tech. Just sayin. You may want to check it out.

Yeah, I'm bad about that part.

You know, they have products now that help with... leaking... >_>;

Oh. My bad.





(10 char?)

10 Char!!!!!

*cough* I believe you mean...

10 Char!!!!1!