At an Avengers draft, I managed to win with an 8-drop (Karla Sofen <> Meteorite) and a Sonic Disruption. Since it was limited, I suppose that's not horribly janky- apart from the fact that it was Avengers limited. And I was running an 8 drop. My opponent (who was a much better player) actually still could've won, but it'd been a long game, and I think the immensity of my stupidness just overwhelmed him.

my favorite part of this story is how you won with a face-up character in play that specifically stated that you cannot win and your opponent cannot lose...

It's called "being awesome," and it's a curse I've lived with my whole life.

....and it was against a guy who has his likeness immortalized in a Magic card!