And if I can beat you? How many options would I have then?...lol
You guys seem great, but my own pseudo-team might not like me cheatin' on 'em. ;)

One card down
One card played
One lonely resource paid

Next turn is better, Army on the rise
It's the amount of characters
Not their size

Turn six comes quickly
I have all the men I need
Next turn my opponent will beg, cry, complain, and plead

But he played something wicked
All my men stun and don't return
I put lighter fluid on my opponents deck and light it to burn.

He is quite shocked, "What the hell is this crap?!"
"Hey, fair is fair," I replied,
"This is how I Flame Trap."

That is so damn cool
I resurrected my old
sig as a Thank You.

Very, very well done.

What is a Haiku?
Is it some sort of poem?
Oh. I get it now.

Not really haikus though...

5
7
5

Though Jonny's post was
not technically a haiku,
he speaks poetry

:cheeky:

Banned card haiku...

Overload, first to go
Was kinda nice wrecking decks
With one-cost plot twists

Hey Mr. Fantastic!
Stop playing with Fartifacts!
Research Base explodes...

Infinite loops suck
GBNF made many
Banned... and forgotten

Arkham? Playable?!
And Teir One? Surely you jest!
Oh, JLoA... I lose... (pronounced "Jlo-ah", I cheat)

V, Doomed from day one
"Whenever 'X': Draw a card"
Will always be broke.

Fiddler on the Roof
Pwned in comics, Pwned in Vs
Free chars broke... a trend?

"Talia is banned!"
"Which one?" I ask my friend
Hobby league decks cry.

Bobo has power
to make you F4, Arkham
Yeah... makes sense... bye bye

Its nice when a ban
like that of Go Down Fighting's
affects zero decks.

Finally, D-light
obv obv obv obv obv obv obv
UDE has balls