I wish that I had a new hat. Something spiffy
--Fine, but your spiffy hat attracts bees. Mean ones.

I wish I had an extra week to write this stupid essay I'm working on.
--Your apathy gets the better of you and at the end of the week, you're found wishing you had another week.

I wish I could sleep for seven hours a night.

Wish granted

Unfortunately night's start is defined as sundown and you collapse into a near coma then

I wish that I had oodles of easily accessible cash!

You can have your cash, mortal. However, while walking out of the band, you get hit by a car and DIE.

I wish Moloids costed one point.

Wish Granted: Unfortunately, you are locked in a time locked vault, due to open in 2072.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today. (Retail, don't'cha know?)

Wish granted

YOU ARE FIRED!

I wish Heroclix cost a LOT more money

Granted, but you're murdered by cashless fanboys.

I wish DC had more new sets in development.

Granted! But the only planned figures are REPAINTS of Booster Gold.

I wish I didn't go into that time vault.

Wish granted

You are killed leaving the bank when my corpse strikes you at high velocity after being hit by some maniac driver. (Thanks to Guy Ritchie for this type of ending)

Sad thing is you would have survived except all the easily accessible cash I was carrying distracted the ambulance crew

I wish I had some chocolate milk and all of Superman's powers

Wish granted! You survive the car hitting you thanks to the powers of Superman! However, you drink the chocolate milk and discover you are AMAZINGLLY allergic to milk and die of an allergy attack. The paramedics only see my dead body covered in blood and money.

I wish I had the powers of Shazam and COFEE milk.

Wish granted

You can now grant powers to other people, can grow a beard to your knees and live in a cave with a bunch of really ugly statues. Coffee's not bad though

Had you wished for Captain Marvel...

I wish I had a robot who was also my best friend.

wish granted
here he is:
http://www.gamersgraveyard.com/repos...erals/rob.html
rob is your bestest friend.... have fun playing stack-up.

i wish the entire run of daria was out on dvd.

Wish granted
It isn't as good as you remember and then you realize why, it is all acted out by a cast of hamsters. Though hilarious at first the Hamstes are far more concerned with sleeping and sniffing things than actually playing their roles and the whole thing soon grows tiresome.What I want to know is how did you not realize that they were hamsters and not cartoon characters right away?


I wish that I no longer had to waste time eating or sleeping

Your wish is granted, thanks to me having the powers of...SHAZAM! However, because I'm so lonely, you must become my servent and never leave my cave, unless I have to have you kill Superman.

I wish Kingdom Come Shazam would be my super bodyguard.

wish granted
but in order to keep him as your body guard you have to always have a pocket full of those mind control worms handy.
and they're really squishy when you sit down.

i wish i had some mind control worms.

Wish granted

You have mind control worms, but they die.

I wish that this thread was closed, as in DON'T POST AFTER THIS.