It isn't a meme, but rather just a common bait and switch...also usually going to know your meme well let you know about it :-/

That is an accurate phrase.

Not really. Just lower your standards.

I'm not even going to comment.

Something about this reminds me of the dentist who wanted to get me a prostitute at age 17...

Wow! Instead of getting a lollipop at the dentist's they gave out hookers?? What an awesome cross-marketing idea!

ehh, just sometimes I begin to just not feel good enough *shrugs* it isn't that I don't like who I am...just that who I am isn't good enough :-/

Lower my standards for what? I'm not being picky! I don't even get the benefit of having choice! I'm genuinely dis-interesting, regardless of who the woman is! At what point does my preference or standards even enter into it???

sorry, I just had too, I just did...for the lulz...

Pulse optional?

He suggested it as a "medical" treatment, for my chronic pain problems. This is the same dentist who came to the conclusion that I'm not entirely human, due to a failed attempt to make part of my head go numb by pressing on a blood vessel.

too much Novocain abuse?

Sounds like that there fella knows his stuff.

He was sorta convinced he was a doctor. One of the attempts to cure me, by removing my wisdom teeth (after the blood vessel thing he was convinced THAT was the problem) led to me just bleeding out of my face for months on end. Not one of my favorite medical professionals.

In all fairness, I don't think that I'd frequent a physician whose last name was Demento. But maybe that's just me.