Psh, JKLantern don't listen to no Kamek wannabes. Come back with a REAL villain.

"I kick you again-a!"

"The other shin this-a time!"

Wanna know what happened when someone kicked me in the shin in real life? They hurt their foot. Don't #### with my shins.

He's got me there.

All right, let's see. Causing pain tends to get them out of the hypnotic trance. We've got chains of fire "connected" to blocks, which means we have moving streams of combustible fuel (magic or otherwise) being produced by the rocks. And raising something to an internal temperature of 160 degrees will pretty much kill all microbial life within it, so we don't want to get them that hot.

Hey Pax, can you attempt to loosen one of the rocks with a chain of fire coming out of it for me?

I believe I'll be busy hurtling through the air for that. I've got some plans.

Though, I do really enjoy the whole whip fire all over the Mario Bros. gag

"I'm going to ATTRIBUTE: Practice Karate in Inappropriate Places as I'm hurtling through the air and Crane Kick the Large, Hulking Creature!" (Body)

Or I could do the simpler idea of trying to lure Luigi into the fire, but that would mean I don't get a flamethrower. Thoughts?

I already did. It's called "Space Jawa talks and hypnotized people listen."

But if you fail there's plenty of pain causing as back up.

And if you succeed there's plenty of pain causing for fun!

The way I see it, even if you fail your crane kick, we get another shot, seeing as I hurled you at him. You've still got a chance to simply be a human projectile.

I agree with that logic completely.

Boy Blunder chucks Pax at the figure in the shadows!

DUBBA BUBBA DROPKICK shreiks Pax as he dropkicks the figure clear out of the shadows.

It's...IT'S...



A frog in a crown!

Yes, JK, you guessed it. Now SLEEEEEEEEEP.

"Curse you fools!" snarls Wart painfully. "You ruined my shadow lurking time."

Meanwhile, charlesX plants the bean on the ground, where it instantly turns into a climbable beanstalk!

Then he pees on it.

Moving on.

Wade climbs the beanstalk while Space Jawa mimics the frog.

"Hey, you two, rescue that weeper," he says.

"No, beat up the guy impersonating me," the frog says. "I'm standing right here, dangit."

After a moment's confusion, the one in green starts climbing the stalk with wade, while the one in red advances towards Space Jawa, menace in his mustache.

"Oh, and never listen to another command from any voice," Wart adds, "...until you've WIPED SOMEONE OUT! AAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA!"

Wade and the green clad hypno-plumber climb higher and higher until they finally reach the weeper in the cage.



"Ya gotta help me," says Bowser. "That froggy tool came out of nowhere and stole my army! My kingdom! Ya gotta help me! You and Green Stache over there!"

Everyone but JK gets an XP.

Why are Bowser's eyes dripping out of his head?

'Cause he's weeping, ya non-Super Mario RPG playing type person!

I'm going to impersonate Wart to suggest and recommend that Mario make Wart the one he wipes out before he listens to another voice and that he not listen to Wart anymore until the frog in a crown is defeated. (Shmooze; Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices)

The frog only told them not to listen to anymore commands. He said nothing about indirect orders.