I read that too quickly and thought you were speaking of one of the current HCR oranges.

He's not gentle at all.

Lionel-ize!


http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=527635

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=527628

I am tempted to start a thread: What's your favorite masturbatory oil?

Quaker State 5-W-30

If this is the answer, what is the question?

Do you hate yourself?

http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/20...7-spanked.html



This should be ya'lls bag.

The naughty get spanked! That's life!

I support spanking.

I support thread killing.

I support thread winning.

..........I pooted.

Is season 5 of walking dead worth watching? :-/

It is better than watching nothing.

So I attended Lady Lurker's boss's funeral today. Pretty emotionally brutal stuff. He left behind four daughters aged 17 to 30ish, Sadly only two were attractive enough to plow. When a father leaves behind an attractive daughter you want her young enough to really mess her up sexually. They all read letters they wrote their dead father. So good times.

So anyway, this pastor spoke at the end and he was clearly an ex-alcoholic who found religions in his later years. Reminded me of Chris Farley when he gave inspirational speeches.

The preacher man said that the things of the material world will slip thru your hands like squeezing ketchup. I have never actually squeezed a fist full of ketchup but I feel that would still leave some remnants behind. He started the sermon off by telling me JC gave me three gifts, the first of which was comfort. He never told me what the other two gifts will be so that's going to be a real cliffhanger for me for the rest of my live.

Of well... all we really are is ketchup in the wind.