Nicely score, Harpua.

Also, good advice on that cataplasm.

My secret Satan is some dude from Pennsylvania, so I am ruling out Wade Wilson and Wintremute and Spike. Maybe it is Pat Toomey, not sure.

But they got me some awesome stuff:
-an original Kirby OMAC collected Hardcover
-A sweet Punisher tie
- a fancy highbrow spherical ice cube mold for when I am drinking my lowbrow whisky
-Christmas/Winter hat that I wished I'd had to wear to work this week!
-and a old school Life Saver gift box looking thing. I haven't opened it up yet, but if it has a roll of the Butter Rum in it, I may cry over my massive nostalgia. Thanks Sanata!!!

Alas, no dick pics or severed body parts or Puss-filled discharge or any of the usual LPC stuff!

Wow.....Just..............wow. So I'm still at work. It's around 6:10 pm. So it's dark outside. So this means that the mirror effect of my windows is not so much in effect, and people can see in.

So, this lady (looks to be in her early 40s) comes up, goes to the little spot by the elevator, finds a nice place to set her purse and her bag, and then pulls down her shorts, squats, and pees. AND I KNOW SHE CAN SEE ME! When she's done, she stands up, and with her shorts still down around her knees, dries her privates FACING MY WINDOW. Then, once her shorts are back up, she does a little dance for about 20 seconds, then slowly walks away.

I'm scarred.

Jesus, that is just crazy.

Pics or it didn’t happen, though.

Let's get some more of those Secret Santa goodies opened up, guys!

That was the most worthwhile $20 bucks I ever spent on you. That show was your Secret Santa gift.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas!


You never know whether or not she will do it after you pay the $3.50. It is good to know that your present came on time this year.

Wait, you paid her $20? You got ripped off. Or maybe I got the family discount.

Sadly I’ve reached the age (and the lowering of my standards) where “looked to be in her early 40s” is an attention getter, unlike the previous 25 years or so, when I would’ve thought that it was too bad she wasn’t younger.

But hopefully she was a fair bit attractive?

Sure all the sexiest babes are into public urination!

I just want to know what the 20 second dance was.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4ad1...itemid=5152424

I couldn't take pics of her while she was in the act, because she could see me and all. I don't want some crazy lady stalking my office and vandalizing my car.

However, when I came to work this morning, I could still see the piss tracks, so here's that pic: https://i.imgur.com/SUE8Es9.jpg

And if it's ok with you guys, I'm going to hold off opening my SS gift until Christmas. This was a very lean year, and it's pretty sparse under my tree right now. The yuge box is making everything look nice and full.

Also....where's Norym?