Wish NOT Granted. Ain't gonna happen!

Back to the cool kids who wanna play...

Vis a vis mind control worms, wish granted

You have a wide selection of mind control worms. Unfortunately the first one they control is you.

I wish people weren't such jerks.

Wish Granted
People aren't jerks. Instead everyone is extremly nice. So nice that they want everyone else to breath the air they could have breathed. So everyone ends up dead.

I wish that it was polite to wear hats

Wish granted. It becomes a normal thing for people to wear heats in school and indoors, along with outdoors. However, the only hats are now brain eating aliens from Mojo's nostral.

I wish I transfered my power from Shazam to my KC Captian Marvel so I could be in a younger body...

Wish granted

Your soul is transferred into KC Shazam. Your only consolence is that you are a popular figure

I wish that the world would know the joy of running a decent theme team and NOT JUST RUN A #### HAWKEYE TEAM! AND ALL THE #### WILD ...sorry...

wish granted
you play heroclix at my house... where no one plays power teams, and everyone plays theme teams.
but theres no prize support.


i wish i had some double stuff oreos.

Granted.

An obese nudist takes them and eats them in fron of you.

I wish I liked Mondays more.

Wish granted, you are not Garfield anymore, but along with now liking Mondays, you also hate lasagne/lasagna.

I wiah I was more liked on this site.

wish granted
now you're a girl.
you have dozens of creepy virgin fanboys stalking you day and night.
your pm box is always full of messages like "got any pics?" and "y halo thar!1"

i wish my bills were paid by a mysterious benefactor.

Wish granted, you bills are now being paid by a mysterious benefactor, who happens to be Satan, & he now owns your soul.

I wish my wp's depleted.

Wish granted. However, your account gets deleted.


I wish I had adamantium bones, along with of the power of KC Shazam (that I already have).

Wish granted. However, your account gets deleted.


I wish I had adamantium bones, along with of the power of KC Shazam (that I already have).

wish granted you now have 412 adamantium laced bones. (hey, you wished for it twice)
you're immoble but indestructable.

i wish we weren't out of milk... i want some lucky charms.

You have milk. Dog's milk. Full of marrowy goodness

I wish I coluld get my groove back. And stop dreaming about missing my flight. That is getting REALLY lame

granted, You, like stella, have your groove back but live in a fundamentalist baptist community so everyone around you thinks dancing is a sin. If you dance they will stone you. As far as not dreaming about missing your plane also granted, but even though you don't dream about it, the fact remains that you've missed it. And life will never be the same.

I wish elmo wasn't as popular as he is.

Granted!

Seeing a chance to finally climb to the top with Elmo gone, Grover rises to WORLD DICTATOR! ALL COWER IN FEAR UNDER THE LOVABLE GROVER!!!1!

I wish for a can of Coke