I think you'd be perfect for a job at this place:

Thanks Truffs, I'll see if my new shop sells 'em

YOu can also always get the space one...or the Cthulu one...

We sort of are, but that won't help you.

Sorry to hear that Tyro. Hope it doesn't take too long to find a new one.

You should look for a job as a butler...maybe it will be for some vigilante!

Sadly, I think the nearest offices where I work to you would be New York. Though there's also a major office in Maryland too.

Unless you wanted to relocate to South Dakota.

That sucks Tyro. Hopefully you find your footing.

I write 24 fanfics...

Jack Bauer always saves the day! I tried to run a season nine Mafia game but people wouldn't sign up

Can't lie. Never watched a single bit of 24.

That being said, I've written possibly the worst ever type of Fanfic: Mole Man, King of Mars.

It was pretty awesome in it's terrible. That being said, a lot of the characters I made up ended up in RPGs I ran and were quite effective characters for the game, so whatevs.

Tyro i'm sorry to hear that. I hope something comes your way soon.

Thanks I will totally check it out today. I needed something relaxing to do now. I donated plasma for the first time in years and hadn't prepared very well and passed out twice afterward. Oops! so now I'm taking it easy the rest of the day.