I told my wife that a mistress/nanny would give her another person in the house to boss around and she did not buy that either.

These women folk may be smarter than the boobs let us think.

Crazy talk!

On another note, I got to play some more Quarriors last night with my brother. After watching one game my daughter decided to give it a try as well. Once we were all done cleaning up and my brother had left, my daughter turns to me and says "You need to get that game, dad."
Who am I to argue?

Smart cookie, that one.

I've been meaning to buy it forever, but everyone I play games with already owns it. So you need to buy it if you're ever going to play with someone who hasn't got it. Like your daughter, I guess.

None of the people I play with have the expansion pack, though. Hmm...

I still need to buy that so that I can play it some more.

Right now, Last Night On Earth is what my family has been playing. So far we're trying to figure out how to get the humans to win the basic game/scenario, "Die Zombies, Die".

Googling Quarriors: Did you mean: "quarter"?

Quarriors......come out to plaayaaay.

No fair! Last night during our weekly phone sex session I told you that I thought wintremute had a purty mouth (even though you can't really see it behind that iron Doom mask). You never listen to me! It's all about you, you, you!

You guys have weekly phone sex sessions?

Holla at me, dogs. I have a low, sultry voice. :sexyeyes:

In internet speak this translates as " I sound like Mickey Mouse on Helium and Meth".

Hey, you're the one that always wants me to be the man and that's how men roll.

Oooh, a threesome....

More like Crank and...wait, I had something for this. Smack? That's what the kids are doing now, right?

I'm far too sexy for threesomes. We'll need a fourth. Any takers?

Can't get herpes over the phone!

How did you know?

Is this Bud's way of saying he's in?