This is pure brilliance. Its like Casablanca, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jaws, and the Color Purple all swirled into one giant shark carrying tornado.

Wait, Wade lives in my old home state now?

Found out tonight our cat (my wife's cat long before I met her) has been pissing in the garage on the right rear tire and wheel of my '69 Camaro. More than once. Besides never letting him hunt mice in the garage again, I am sorely tempted to discontinue his existence.

Don't hurt the cat! It's only a Camaro.

I am not a big fan of Camaros and the further they get away from '67 the less I like them, but it's still a car and not a self-absorbed animal that cannot do anything useful for you in return, like a dog; or a car.

Happy Independence Day from the beach.

Happy Independence Day from the thumb of Michigan! try not to blow off your hand or fingers tonight.

I may need to finish my Sharknado heroclix conversion sooner than later.

I have owned in my life five cats and two Camaros. I'm torn here.

Of course you are, kind of tough to lure a small child into the backseat of a Camaro. Chevy International van, all the way, right?

ToCatchAHaven13 loves those jokes.

1965 Mach III AC/Shelby Cobra 427

When you've worked with and around children as long as I have, there are times when you need something that will take you AWAY from them as fast as possible!!

Just make sure you don't leave fingerprints.

On a COBRA??!! NEVER!!

That kid in your avatar is creepy as Hell.

He looks a lot like a kid I had to deal with once. He's a perfect example of a child I could not get away from FAST enough.

When a kid at that age calls you words you'd hear in an R rated movie when you tell him to pick up the markers he spilled, it doesn't get any better from there.

wow!!

You really have this car?! Or is this a dream car?

Harpua: The Magical Aquaman of the Justice League.

Has a nice ring to it.

THAT is awesome. Bad but awesome. I have to see more.

Sharknado is only the start!!

MonSumo- A violent monsoon crashes through a Japanese training facility, propelling dozens of sumo wrestlers to adventure in north Korea.


Snakealanche- A huge collection of vile, vicious snakes is broken out of their winter slumber by an avalanche caused by a sexy teen party's loud noise.

Sink-ho - A giant sinkhole along Michigan Avenue outside of Detroit opens up the lost world of Subterrania to a group of crack-ho's.